#maam memes

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Me as a wife 0
iMessage
Today AM
Who's this?
Did I call earlier?
Idk who this is but he ain't have your number saved and I seen ya talk a couple times so I'm just asking who's this
I'm his wife
Ma'am im the delivery driver from kebab grill
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Me as a wife 0 iMessage Today AM Who's this? Did I call earlier? Idk who this is but he ain't have your number saved and I seen ya talk a couple times so I'm just asking who's this I'm his wife Ma'am im the delivery driver from kebab grill Read 12.19 AM Ok
Mommy see wnat we need to supply .e.
paper products coffee filters etc? PS. I love you
Yes ma'am! I love you too!
Thank u...BTW Middie jumped in ur dad's lap this morning and
ur dad let her stay and pet her
Oh my god he's failing in love
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Mommy see wnat we need to supply .e. paper products coffee filters etc? PS. I love you Yes ma'am! I love you too! Thank u...BTW Middie jumped in ur dad's lap this morning and ur dad let her stay and pet her Oh my god he's failing in love Message
iwishihadafather:
So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask,
"can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and
iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and
snarkanclemons
*gets pulled over*
Female officer: Ma'am, could you please put down the fries and hand over your license & registration?
Me: Sorry officer, it's my first hot meal since my baby was born
Officer: Carry on
I've never felt more seen.
snarkanclemons *gets pulled over* Female officer: Ma'am, could you please put down the fries and hand over your license & registration? Me: Sorry officer, it's my first hot meal since my baby was born Officer: Carry on I've never felt more seen.
'Ma'am, your catiis on the wall:
"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to
make a dePAWsit"
luckystotwtfluckystotwtf
30 nov
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"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
"Ma'am, give ems icken"
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"Ma'am, give ems icken"
Gamestop mfs when was buying gta my Ok ma'am dis game is rated M for mature if gor,
excuse me ma'am can you please not reach around me and press keys I'm trying to do taxes
excuse me ma'am can you please not reach around me and press keys I'm trying to do taxes
Please ma'am spare some cuddles
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Please ma'am spare some cuddles
"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
luckystotwtfluckystotwtf
25 oct
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"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
Ma'am I'm doing everything I can
Ma'am I'm doing everything I can
wornWholesomeplugwornWholesomeplug
15 oct 2020
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Gamestop mfs when was buying gta w my Ok ma'am dis game Is rated M for mature it got.
"BETTER BE AN OPTIMIST
WHO GETS DISAPPOINTED
THAN PESSIMIST
WHO HAS NO HOPE."
I see you in that boy
Mscet
see you in that boy
Hello Ma'am,
That means a lot to me.
You made my day 49
moistWholesomemoistWholesome
13 oct 2020
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"BETTER BE AN OPTIMIST WHO GETS DISAPPOINTED THAN PESSIMIST WHO HAS NO HOPE." I see you in that boy Mscet see you in that boy Hello Ma'am, That means a lot to me. You made my day 49
aN MomTransparenting
@momtransparent1
As if parenting in 2020 isn't bad enough, schools be like:
"iPads must be fully charged"
"Read all daily emails"
"A 'healthy' breakfast is essential"
"Wear pants"
"Ma'am, your language is inappropriate"
"PUT ON A BRA!"
"Have you been drinking?"
Geez. Give us a break already.
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aN MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 As if parenting in 2020 isn't bad enough, schools be like: "iPads must be fully charged" "Read all daily emails" "A 'healthy' breakfast is essential" "Wear pants" "Ma'am, your language is inappropriate" "PUT ON A BRA!" "Have you been drinking?" Geez. Give us a break already. AM - - Twitter for iPhone
I'm literally looking for 3 main birthday wishes on Sunday
And I'm REALLY hoping I get the
2 I'm hoping for
Happy birthday
Ma'am
It's not until Sunday
moistWholesomemoistWholesome
7 oct 2020
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I'm literally looking for 3 main birthday wishes on Sunday And I'm REALLY hoping I get the 2 I'm hoping for Happy birthday Ma'am It's not until Sunday
Please ma'am spare some cuddles
drunkenfieryheart2drunkenfieryheart2
4 oct 2020
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Please ma'am spare some cuddles
meowingtonscowtfmeowingtonscowtf
3 oct 2020
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"Excuse me ma'am I am a purrfessional" TikTok @HASINTHIHERATH,
"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
luckystotwtfluckystotwtf
24 sep 2020
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"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
"Ma'am, give me chicken"
ff
dankest_dogsaredankest_dogsare
13 sep 2020
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"Ma'am, give me chicken" ff
limp_wholesomepluglimp_wholesomeplug
12 sep 2020
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Gamestop mfs when was buying gta w my Ok ma'am dis game Is rated M for mature it got.
Ma'am
So y'all... I just got pulled over
2016-09-11, AM
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@Ma'am# @ThylerDaCreator
He let me go tho Bc there was an accident he had to go to but that's not why I'm happy
Sh
This white woman pulls into the parking lot and says "I'm just going to sit here until you're done"
Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator
The cop says "may I ask for what?"
She says, "well, you have a young black female alone in a parking lot with no cameras..."
2070
if Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator
Then she comes to my window and introduced herself. Kristen Lowe. Said she'd stay by me just in case Bc she can't stand to see any more
@1932
Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator Bh
Black people be treated falsely and murdered by the cops. Y'all I wanted to cry
#Ma'am# @ThylerDaCreator
meager_igwholesomemeager_igwholesome
6 sep 2020
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Ma'am So y'all... I just got pulled over 2016-09-11, AM 1,807 RETWEETS 1,653 LIKES @Ma'am# @ThylerDaCreator He let me go tho Bc there was an accident he had to go to but that's not why I'm happy Sh This white woman pulls into the parking lot and says "I'm just going to sit here until you're done" Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator The cop says "may I ask for what?" She says, "well, you have a young black female alone in a parking lot with no cameras..." 2070 if Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator Then she comes to my window and introduced herself. Kristen Lowe. Said she'd stay by me just in case Bc she can't stand to see any more @1932 Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator Bh Black people be treated falsely and murdered by the cops. Y'all I wanted to cry #Ma'am# @ThylerDaCreator
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Reply @ It the Samsung noises for me first off maam that's literally a child you need to calm down maam you look like you had a stroke
Please ma'am spare some cuddles
defiantfieryheart5defiantfieryheart5
2 sep 2020
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Please ma'am spare some cuddles
yearlyIrlcouplesyearlyIrlcouples
26 aug 2020
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THE THROAT TOO- yes ma'am
"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
luckystotluckystot
23 aug 2020
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"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
maam, mud, pie
lilawwlilaww
15 aug 2020
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Hello ma'am, I don't know if you still have the same number but this is Ananya
speaking
scored 92% in my internal exams and in the boards, the cumulative score is
How are you doing, ma'am?
Ananyaa I have your number saved. I surely remember you. I am so happy for
Laartact cannratilatinne Anam
PM
thicc_wholesomethicc_wholesome
12 aug 2020
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Hello ma'am, I don't know if you still have the same number but this is Ananya speaking scored 92% in my internal exams and in the boards, the cumulative score is How are you doing, ma'am? Ananyaa I have your number saved. I surely remember you. I am so happy for Laartact cannratilatinne Anam PM
Please ma''am spare some cuddles
defiantfieryheart5defiantfieryheart5
1 aug 2020
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Please ma''am spare some cuddles
*me and my mom at a store *
Shopkeeper: madam it will cost you 1200 rs_ for that dress
mom: I'll give you 200 rs
shopkeeper: okay ma'am final rate 300 rs didn't understand how the hell this happened*
scratchyCatmemesscratchyCatmemes
30 jul 2020
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*me and my mom at a store * Shopkeeper: madam it will cost you 1200 rs_ for that dress mom: I'll give you 200 rs shopkeeper: okay ma'am final rate 300 rs didn't understand how the hell this happened*
My mom: "Hey, can you get my sona gatorade"
Mall Cop: "Ma'am, that's not my job..."
My mom, whose name just so happens
you dare oppose me mortal
luckystotluckystot
22 jul 2020
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My mom: "Hey, can you get my sona gatorade" Mall Cop: "Ma'am, that's not my job..." My mom, whose name just so happens you dare oppose me mortal
"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
luckystotluckystot
22 jul 2020
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"Excuse me ma'am, I'd like to make a dePAWsit"
pis ma'am just o-
one kiss
insidious_wholesuminsidious_wholesum
10 jul 2020
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pis ma'am just o- one kiss
Please ma''am spare some cuddles
drunkenfieryheart2drunkenfieryheart2
30 jun 2020
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Please ma''am spare some cuddles
Dispatch: 911 what's your emergency
Me: I'm being held prisoner
Dispatch: Do they have weapons?
Me: Just nerf guns and toy swords
Dispatch: Umm ok
Me: They won't stop eating my snacks
Dispatch: Ma''am, is it your children
Me: Maybe.
Dispatch: one today
scary_rawmotherhoodscary_rawmotherhood
23 jun 2020
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Dispatch: 911 what's your emergency Me: I'm being held prisoner Dispatch: Do they have weapons? Me: Just nerf guns and toy swords Dispatch: Umm ok Me: They won't stop eating my snacks Dispatch: Ma''am, is it your children Me: Maybe. Dispatch: one today
My mom: "Hey, can you get my sona gatorade"
Mall Cop: "Ma'am, that's not my job..."
My mom, whose name just so happens
you dare oppose me mortal
luckystotluckystot
19 jun 2020
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My mom: "Hey, can you get my sona gatorade" Mall Cop: "Ma'am, that's not my job..." My mom, whose name just so happens you dare oppose me mortal
May pledse
Private u-maam
elfin_nutwholesomeelfin_nutwholesome
9 jun 2020
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May pledse Private u-maam
pis ma'am just o-
one kiss
insidious_wholesuminsidious_wholesum
8 jun 2020
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pis ma'am just o- one kiss
*You must stay in your home ma''am, dick is NOT considered essential*
wholesomemememe512wholesomemememe512
8 jun 2020
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*You must stay in your home ma''am, dick is NOT considered essential*
iwishihadafather:
So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask,
"can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
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iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
Please ma''am spare some cuddles
fieryheartmemezfieryheartmemez
28 may 2020
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Please ma''am spare some cuddles
*You must stay in your home ma''am, dick is NOT considered essential*
wholesomemememewholesomemememe
9 may 2020
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*You must stay in your home ma''am, dick is NOT considered essential*
pis ma'am just o-
one kiss
nutwholesomenutwholesome
8 may 2020
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pis ma'am just o- one kiss
pis ma'am just o-
one kiss
svelte_wholesumsvelte_wholesum
8 may 2020
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pis ma'am just o- one kiss