Me as a wife 0 iMessage Today AM Who's this? Did I call earlier? Idk who this is but he ain't have your number saved and I seen ya talk a couple times so I'm just asking who's this I'm his wife Ma'am im the delivery driver from kebab grill Read 12.19 AM Ok
Mommy see wnat we need to supply .e. paper products coffee filters etc? PS. I love you Yes ma'am! I love you too! Thank u...BTW Middie jumped in ur dad's lap this morning and ur dad let her stay and pet her Oh my god he's failing in love Message
iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and
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Ma'am So y'all... I just got pulled over 2016-09-11, AM 1,807 RETWEETS 1,653 LIKES @Ma'am# @ThylerDaCreator He let me go tho Bc there was an accident he had to go to but that's not why I'm happy Sh This white woman pulls into the parking lot and says "I'm just going to sit here until you're done" Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator The cop says "may I ask for what?" She says, "well, you have a young black female alone in a parking lot with no cameras..." 2070 if Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator Then she comes to my window and introduced herself. Kristen Lowe. Said she'd stay by me just in case Bc she can't stand to see any more @1932 Ma'am @ThylerDaCreator Bh Black people be treated falsely and murdered by the cops. Y'all I wanted to cry #Ma'am# @ThylerDaCreator
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Dispatch: 911 what's your emergency Me: I'm being held prisoner Dispatch: Do they have weapons? Me: Just nerf guns and toy swords Dispatch: Umm ok Me: They won't stop eating my snacks Dispatch: Ma''am, is it your children Me: Maybe. Dispatch: one today
iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.