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MY HOUSEMATES CAT "TEDDY"
LOVES ME MORE THAN HIS OWNER
TODAY, TEDDY, STARTED SUCKLING MY HAND, KNEADING AND PURRING
MY HOUSEMATES CAT "TEDDY" LOVES ME MORE THAN HIS OWNER TODAY, TEDDY, STARTED SUCKLING MY HAND, KNEADING AND PURRING
cats seeing a fluffy pillow
I can milk you
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Milton the Cat"
On the eighth day of Christmas my two cats gave to me
Eight paws a-kneading
This hurts so bad but it's too
cute to stop.
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Milton the Cat" On the eighth day of Christmas my two cats gave to me Eight paws a-kneading This hurts so bad but it's too cute to stop. Enjoying our Milton Comics? Get more at www miltonthecat clubl EXPERTLY CRAFTED CAT TREES (SSUJOFF WITH CODE
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beauty isn't what ur face looks like or what colour ur hair is or what ur stomach does when you sit down it's actually when you're kneading dough and it's all stuck to your fingers and you laugh because it'll be fine
in a moment but right now you just want to enjoy the pleasure of making something and being covered in it and feeling peace
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actualnymph punkpylades Follow _hedestroyedhiscage beauty isn't what ur face looks like or what colour ur hair is or what ur stomach does when you sit down it's actually when you're kneading dough and it's all stuck to your fingers and you laugh because it'll be fine in a moment but right now you just want to enjoy the pleasure of making something and being covered in it and feeling peace Source: hedestroyedhiscage 16.365 notes >
How to tell if your
cat
is plotting to
kill you.
Kneading on you
You may think this is sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses.
Excessive shoveling of kitty litter
'After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter
'around, most of tending up all over the room.
This is practice for burying bodies.
Staring Contests you get caught in staring contest with your cat, do ot look away. Looking away wil signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is licely to Follow.
Bringing you dead animals
This isn'ta gift. a warning
Throwing up grass
Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.
Hiding in dark places and watching you
Your cat wil often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat.
Sleeping on your electronics
Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all
Communications to the outside world
Pawing at your Face while you sleep
Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this
'won't stop them from trying.
Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter
When your cat does this, t's actualy failed ambush
progressiveanimalsprogressiveanimals
29 oct 2020
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. Kneading on you You may think this is sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. Excessive shoveling of kitty litter 'After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter 'around, most of tending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies. Staring Contests you get caught in staring contest with your cat, do ot look away. Looking away wil signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is licely to Follow. Bringing you dead animals This isn'ta gift. a warning Throwing up grass Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat. Hiding in dark places and watching you Your cat wil often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat. Sleeping on your electronics Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all Communications to the outside world Pawing at your Face while you sleep Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this 'won't stop them from trying. Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter When your cat does this, t's actualy failed ambush
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