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bla2514 :
S Jan
Following these instructions, I just cooked two steaks in my house that tasted as good as any steakhouse meal I ever had. Over the years I've been to many high-end steakhouses. Ruth Chris, Young's Steakhouse
(now closed), Keith Young's, and many more.
These two steaks from our local Winn Dixie were just as good and I did them in my house! The house smells like Heaven, I wish I could bottle it. Thank you so much for the cooking tips. My real name isn't "bla2514",
It's Bob, I couldn't get this machine to change it. Sorry about that. And thanks again for the instructions. Bob.
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bla2514 : S Jan Following these instructions, I just cooked two steaks in my house that tasted as good as any steakhouse meal I ever had. Over the years I've been to many high-end steakhouses. Ruth Chris, Young's Steakhouse (now closed), Keith Young's, and many more. These two steaks from our local Winn Dixie were just as good and I did them in my house! The house smells like Heaven, I wish I could bottle it. Thank you so much for the cooking tips. My real name isn't "bla2514", It's Bob, I couldn't get this machine to change it. Sorry about that. And thanks again for the instructions. Bob. Reply dy 11
Kate
Jan 15 at @
Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said:
Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.
Kate Jan 15 at @ Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, One fell off and bumped his head. Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said: Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.
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Kate
Jan 15 at @
Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said:
Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.
Kate Jan 15 at @ Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, One fell off and bumped his head. Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said: Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.
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Jan 31, 2020-@
The Circle K on 30th St will be closed until repairs can be made to their front door. City of Newark resident, Evan
Elpus, inadvertently ran his vehicle through the front door while trying to remove Boopsy, his 10Ib corgi, from the box of doughnuts he just picked up at Jolly Pirate.
Evan stated, "It was an accident. Boopsy was getting into the doughnuts I just bought and all I could think was
NO, NOT THE FRENCH CRULLERS and the next thing I know I made Circle K into a drive thru. Oops."
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City of Newark, Ohio Jan 31, 2020-@ The Circle K on 30th St will be closed until repairs can be made to their front door. City of Newark resident, Evan Elpus, inadvertently ran his vehicle through the front door while trying to remove Boopsy, his 10Ib corgi, from the box of doughnuts he just picked up at Jolly Pirate. Evan stated, "It was an accident. Boopsy was getting into the doughnuts I just bought and all I could think was NO, NOT THE FRENCH CRULLERS and the next thing I know I made Circle K into a drive thru. Oops." We will update the story if more information becomes available.
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29 Jan at AM: @
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Hannah Elizabeth 29 Jan at AM: @ SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HIM TO STOP BRINGING EARTHWORMS IN THE HOUSE I LOVE HIM AND AM PROUD OF HIS NEWLY-DISCOVERED HUNTING ABILITIES BUT AT WHAT COST
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Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2015 No.15857238 Report
Quoted By: >>15857357 >>15857579 >>15858026 >>15858307 >>15859267 >>15859352
>>15860134 >>15860302 >>15860365 >>15860455 >>15860510 >>15860693 >>15866841
>>15866937 >>15867054 >>15869624 >>15869870 >>15872723 >>15876427 >>15876444
>>15876773 >>15878342 >>15878615 >>15880553
>You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night
>that incredible smile will never be for you
>She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
>She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
>You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities
>You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive
>You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off
>You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone
>You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence
>You'll never make someone happy
>You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store.
B) Anonymous No.61901784 >>61901801 >>61901851
>Remember reading this greentext when it was posted
>Unironically empathised completely and believed it was me, and always would be
>Time passed. I grew a little older. I matured.
>Started thinking I could be that guy. The guy she's excited to see
>Started thinking I was that guy.
>Started meeting girls, they were more interested in me than I previously assumed they were
>Found a girl who basically fit the description of the hypothetical girl in this image.
>Talked incessantly with her, organised many hypothetical future dates
>My heart couldn't love her, was still in my highly autistic yet based "I want a virgin wife" phase
>Ended it
>Met more girls, talked, learnt, grew
>looking back at a lot of these convos, I realise I just left them on read
>My autistic, selfish past self probably broke more hearts than I realised
>Finally met the one
>Been almost year
>She still gets excited when she gets to visit me
>She still counts down the days to our next date
>I finally found someone who makes me happy whom I can make equally happy
If only you knew how good things will get
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View Same Google Yandex igdb SauceNAO 1391616353413 [pg 112KiB. 653x490 >>15855754 Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2015 No.15857238 Report Quoted By: >>15857357 >>15857579 >>15858026 >>15858307 >>15859267 >>15859352 >>15860134 >>15860302 >>15860365 >>15860455 >>15860510 >>15860693 >>15866841 >>15866937 >>15867054 >>15869624 >>15869870 >>15872723 >>15876427 >>15876444 >>15876773 >>15878342 >>15878615 >>15880553 >You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night >that incredible smile will never be for you >She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love >She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you. >You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities >You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive >You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off >You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone >You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence >You'll never make someone happy >You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store. B) Anonymous No.61901784 >>61901801 >>61901851 >Remember reading this greentext when it was posted >Unironically empathised completely and believed it was me, and always would be >Time passed. I grew a little older. I matured. >Started thinking I could be that guy. The guy she's excited to see >Started thinking I was that guy. >Started meeting girls, they were more interested in me than I previously assumed they were >Found a girl who basically fit the description of the hypothetical girl in this image. >Talked incessantly with her, organised many hypothetical future dates >My heart couldn't love her, was still in my highly autistic yet based "I want a virgin wife" phase >Ended it >Met more girls, talked, learnt, grew >looking back at a lot of these convos, I realise I just left them on read >My autistic, selfish past self probably broke more hearts than I realised >Finally met the one >Been almost year >She still gets excited when she gets to visit me >She still counts down the days to our next date >I finally found someone who makes me happy whom I can make equally happy If only you knew how good things will get
636 people found this review helpful yegs @ 38 59
40 people found this review funny
Recommended
11.0 hrs last two weeks / 156.0 hrs on record (155.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Jan @
'A.week ago I was diagnosed with a terminal @ines and the doctors have given me a year at best. I'm so glad I was able to play this masterpiece before I go. I don't know how many people will see this; but I recomend to you to buy this game if you do see it. Gameplay, graphics,
realism, effects... everything is masterfully crafted. Thank you Clapfoot Studios for your game.
Was this review helpful? @,Yes No Funny Award
Developer response:
MrClapfoot [developer] Posted: 25 Feb @
Words cannot express how grateful We are for your kind words. Thank you so much for your review, We are so happy to have been able to be apart of your daily life. From the entire Foxhole team, thank you!
636 people found this review helpful yegs @ 38 59 40 people found this review funny Recommended 11.0 hrs last two weeks / 156.0 hrs on record (155.0 hrs at review time) Posted: 28 Jan @ 'A.week ago I was diagnosed with a terminal @ines and the doctors have given me a year at best. I'm so glad I was able to play this masterpiece before I go. I don't know how many people will see this; but I recomend to you to buy this game if you do see it. Gameplay, graphics, realism, effects... everything is masterfully crafted. Thank you Clapfoot Studios for your game. Was this review helpful? @,Yes No Funny Award Developer response: MrClapfoot [developer] Posted: 25 Feb @ Words cannot express how grateful We are for your kind words. Thank you so much for your review, We are so happy to have been able to be apart of your daily life. From the entire Foxhole team, thank you!
Schwab
@veschwab
Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to spend at least 60 seconds thinking about all the ways you are awesome.
AM - Jan 8, 2019 - Twitter Web Client
Schwab @veschwab Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to spend at least 60 seconds thinking about all the ways you are awesome. AM - Jan 8, 2019 - Twitter Web Client
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What has four letters,
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' Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
I'm at that age where sleeping in till
10 actually feels worse than waking
up a little early.
PM 08 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
' Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood I'm at that age where sleeping in till 10 actually feels worse than waking up a little early. PM 08 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
4 Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
Just had an ultrasound, and found out baby is... going to cost me thousands of dollars over the next eighteen plus years I spend caring for it.
PM - 28 Jan 21 - Twitter for Android
4 Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Just had an ultrasound, and found out baby is... going to cost me thousands of dollars over the next eighteen plus years I spend caring for it. PM - 28 Jan 21 - Twitter for Android
They say everything in life happens for a reason. And apparently the reason I had kids 22 months apart was so that they could entertain each other while trapped at home during a pandemic.
AM 21 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
They say everything in life happens for a reason. And apparently the reason I had kids 22 months apart was so that they could entertain each other while trapped at home during a pandemic. AM 21 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
Me: *announces first and second pregnancies*
Them: Yay!
Me: *announces third pregnancy*
Them: Was it *whispers* unplanned?
PM 27 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
Me: *announces first and second pregnancies* Them: Yay! Me: *announces third pregnancy* Them: Was it *whispers* unplanned? PM 27 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
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@uwuzonee
tag your partner and tell them how u want to decorate ur future home
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castiel @uwuzonee tag your partner and tell them how u want to decorate ur future home PM Jan 21, 2021
As a SAHM during a worldwide
pandemic, the only thing the weekend means to me is a break from homeschooling my stubborn for a couple days.
AM 22 Jan 21 - Twitter for Android
As a SAHM during a worldwide pandemic, the only thing the weekend means to me is a break from homeschooling my stubborn for a couple days. AM 22 Jan 21 - Twitter for Android
Curious Zelda
If you see me
Don't say hi
Just ignore me
I'm a spy
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Curious Zelda If you see me Don't say hi Just ignore me I'm a spy 913.4K PM - Jan 8, 2019
This is the day after we adopted my daugNter...this is now...All that crap you're worried Jet aloout... it go. Take a blessing and embrace it.
Every day.
PM - Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
This is the day after we adopted my daugNter...this is now...All that crap you're worried Jet aloout... it go. Take a blessing and embrace it. Every day. PM - Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
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>>15855754
Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2015 No.15857238 Report
Quoted By: >>15857357 >>15857579 >>15858026 >>15858307 >>15859267 >>15859352
>>15860134 >>15860302 >>15860365 >>15860455 >>15860510 >>15860693 >>15866841
>>15866937 >>15867054 >>15869624 >>15869870 >>15872723 >>15876427 >>15876444
>>15876773 >>15878342 >>15878615 >>15880553
>You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night
>that incredible smile will never be for you
>She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
>She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
>You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities
>You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive
>You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off
>You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone
>You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence
>You'll never make someone happy
>You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store.
B) Anonymous No.61901784 >>61901801 >>61901851
>Remember reading this greentext when it was posted
>Unironically empathised completely and believed it was me, and always would be
>Time passed. I grew a little older. I matured.
>Started thinking I could be that guy. The guy she's excited to see
>Started thinking I was that guy.
>Started meeting girls, they were more interested in me than I previously assumed they were
>Found a girl who basically fit the description of the hypothetical girl in this image.
>Talked incessantly with her, organised many hypothetical future dates
>My heart couldn't love her, was still in my highly autistic yet based "I want a virgin wife" phase
>Ended it
>Met more girls, talked, learnt, grew
>looking back at a lot of these convos, I realise I just left them on read
>My autistic, selfish past self probably broke more hearts than I realised
>Finally met the one
>Been almost year
>She still gets excited when she gets to visit me
>She still counts down the days to our next date
>I finally found someone who makes me happy whom I can make equally happy
If only you knew how good things will get
View Same Google Yandex igdb SauceNAO 1391616353413 [pg 112KiB. 653x490 >>15855754 Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2015 No.15857238 Report Quoted By: >>15857357 >>15857579 >>15858026 >>15858307 >>15859267 >>15859352 >>15860134 >>15860302 >>15860365 >>15860455 >>15860510 >>15860693 >>15866841 >>15866937 >>15867054 >>15869624 >>15869870 >>15872723 >>15876427 >>15876444 >>15876773 >>15878342 >>15878615 >>15880553 >You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with anon" on calendar while thinking about you all night >that incredible smile will never be for you >She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love >She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "Anon, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you anon, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you. >You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities >You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive >You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off >You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone >You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence >You'll never make someone happy >You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store. B) Anonymous No.61901784 >>61901801 >>61901851 >Remember reading this greentext when it was posted >Unironically empathised completely and believed it was me, and always would be >Time passed. I grew a little older. I matured. >Started thinking I could be that guy. The guy she's excited to see >Started thinking I was that guy. >Started meeting girls, they were more interested in me than I previously assumed they were >Found a girl who basically fit the description of the hypothetical girl in this image. >Talked incessantly with her, organised many hypothetical future dates >My heart couldn't love her, was still in my highly autistic yet based "I want a virgin wife" phase >Ended it >Met more girls, talked, learnt, grew >looking back at a lot of these convos, I realise I just left them on read >My autistic, selfish past self probably broke more hearts than I realised >Finally met the one >Been almost year >She still gets excited when she gets to visit me >She still counts down the days to our next date >I finally found someone who makes me happy whom I can make equally happy If only you knew how good things will get
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kay, Aparna Nancherla @ @aparnapkin anyone who sends a work email between Dec 25 and Jan 1 has got to be kidding me with this
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PM Tue Jan 99% Dwarf Giraffes Discovery Surprises Scientists Like someone put a giraffe's head and neck on horse's body.
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By Annie Roth
Jan. 6, 2021
With an average height of roughly 16 feet, giraffes are the tallest mammals on Earth. At about 6 feet long, their lanky legs and towering necks stand taller than most humans, Even the shortest giraffe is twice as tall as the average professional basketball player.
So when Michael Brown, a conservation science fellow with the Giraffe Conservation Foundation and the Smithsonian Conservation Biology
Institute, and colleagues came across a Nubian giraffe in Uganda's Murchison Falls National Park in 2015 that was just 9 feet, 4 inches tall, they did a double-take.
"The initial reaction was disbelief"' Dr. Brown said.
The neck on the giraffe - nicknamed Gimli - was characteristically long, but its legs weren't. It looked like someone had put a giraffe's head and neck on a horse's body.
Then, just three years later, an
Angolan giraffe - nicknamed Nigel - was found living on a private farm in central Namibia. After
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Tue Jan 19 By Annie Roth Jan. 6, 2021 With an average height of roughly 16 feet, giraffes are the tallest mammals on Earth. At about 6 feet long, their lanky legs and towering necks stand taller than most humans, Even the shortest giraffe is twice as tall as the average professional basketball player. So when Michael Brown, a conservation science fellow with the Giraffe Conservation Foundation and the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute, and colleagues came across a Nubian giraffe in Uganda's Murchison Falls National Park in 2015 that was just 9 feet, 4 inches tall, they did a double-take. "The initial reaction was disbelief"' Dr. Brown said. The neck on the giraffe - nicknamed Gimli - was characteristically long, but its legs weren't. It looked like someone had put a giraffe's head and neck on a horse's body. Then, just three years later, an Angolan giraffe - nicknamed Nigel - was found living on a private farm in central Namibia. After
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When photos of the dwarves began circulating online, many people assumed the images had been manipulated.
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PM Tue Jan 19 F 09% When photos of the dwarves began circulating online, many people assumed the images had been manipulated. "T didn't believe it at first," said David O'Connor, president of Save Giraffes Now and member of the IUCN Giraffe and Okapi Specialist Group. "I thought it was photoshopped, to be honest." NS
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Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said:
Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.
Kate Jan 15 at @ Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, One fell off and bumped his head. Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said: Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.