#instead memes

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wanna go On
I date with you but you're too far so I'm tagging you in this meme instead
wanna go On I date with you but you're too far so I'm tagging you in this meme instead
Milwaukee police officer buys children car seats instead of ticketing their mom
By Alaa Elassar, CNN Updated 1929 GMT (0329 HKT) October 21, 2019
Everyone
@everyone
Okay, this is epic
Milwaukee police officer buys children car seats instead of ticketing their mom By Alaa Elassar, CNN Updated 1929 GMT (0329 HKT) October 21, 2019 Everyone @everyone Okay, this is epic
YOU are a BADASS
We are so attached to the unhelpful familiar . . .
that we will spend our valuable, very finite time here on Earth crafting excuses to keep ourselves right where we are, instead of leaping into the glorious unknown and growing into who we're really meant to be.
Friday April 16
2021
YOU are a BADASS We are so attached to the unhelpful familiar . . . that we will spend our valuable, very finite time here on Earth crafting excuses to keep ourselves right where we are, instead of leaping into the glorious unknown and growing into who we're really meant to be. Friday April 16 2021
Titus O'Neil @ @TitusONeilIWWE Dear #BoycottNike folks,
Instead of send whatever @Nike Gear you no longer want to me at this address
2101 n Florida Ave
Tampa Fl 33602
and I will partner with @MetroMinistries
@HCSOSheriff @TampaPD and other agencies to distribute them 2those in need.
Titus O'Neil @ @TitusONeilIWWE Dear #BoycottNike folks, Instead of send whatever @Nike Gear you no longer want to me at this address 2101 n Florida Ave Tampa Fl 33602 and I will partner with @MetroMinistries @HCSOSheriff @TampaPD and other agencies to distribute them 2those in need.
don't know whether my life has been a success or a failure.
But not having any anxiety about becoming one instead of the other, and just taking things as they come along, I've had a lot of extra time to enjoy life."
- Harpo Marx
don't know whether my life has been a success or a failure. But not having any anxiety about becoming one instead of the other, and just taking things as they come along, I've had a lot of extra time to enjoy life." - Harpo Marx
hope you guys dont see me as ameme page, but instead as your girlfriend
hope you guys dont see me as ameme page, but instead as your girlfriend
Was walking my dog and accidentally said "slay" instead of "stay"
Was walking my dog and accidentally said "slay" instead of "stay"
Restaurant Owner Offers Would Be
Burglar A Job Instead Of Pressing
Charges
CH 4
@tanksgoodnews
Restaurant Owner Offers Would Be Burglar A Job Instead Of Pressing Charges CH 4 @tanksgoodnews
Brad Johnson
@DrBradJohnson
My cousin, a teacher, wanted back packs with supplies brought to her funeral instead of flowers for needy
students. Serving others to the end.
#satchat #edpiper #edchat
INSPIRE.
Brad Johnson @DrBradJohnson My cousin, a teacher, wanted back packs with supplies brought to her funeral instead of flowers for needy students. Serving others to the end. #satchat #edpiper #edchat INSPIRE.
Georgia restaurant owner offers would-be robber a job instead of pressing charges
MOVEMENT
Southwest
Our burritos are such a smash hit we've got people breaking in at dam for their fix. So if ya see our door looking hurricane fabulous at Wheeler Rd this is why.
To the would be robber who is clearly struggling with life decisions or having money issues... please swing by for a job application. There are better opportunities out there than this path you've chosen. My personal cell is
No police, no questions. Let's sit down and talk about how we could help you and fix the road re on Sincerely Carl
Georgia restaurant owner offers would-be robber a job instead of pressing charges MOVEMENT Southwest Our burritos are such a smash hit we've got people breaking in at dam for their fix. So if ya see our door looking hurricane fabulous at Wheeler Rd this is why. To the would be robber who is clearly struggling with life decisions or having money issues... please swing by for a job application. There are better opportunities out there than this path you've chosen. My personal cell is No police, no questions. Let's sit down and talk about how we could help you and fix the road re on Sincerely Carl
MATTY! BEM!
@HYPEBEASTDAN
Girlfriend had surgery at the hospital today and instead of her telling me that she's alive and okay she sends this instead
There's a cat in the hospital matthew
Yes I know you've told me that's )
\ awesome
Read
you okay????
Read
Cat in da hospital
MATTY! BEM! @HYPEBEASTDAN Girlfriend had surgery at the hospital today and instead of her telling me that she's alive and okay she sends this instead There's a cat in the hospital matthew Yes I know you've told me that's ) \ awesome Read you okay???? Read Cat in da hospital
Was walking my dog and accidentally said "slay" instead of "stay"
Was walking my dog and accidentally said "slay" instead of "stay"
HOW TO SAVE WATER
Turn off the tap Capture rainwater Shorten your showers when brushing to water plants aim for mins max your teeth
Only wash full loads Instead of running the of laundry tap until your water cools, keep a bottle of drinking water in the fridge
WHOLESOME
HOW TO SAVE WATER Turn off the tap Capture rainwater Shorten your showers when brushing to water plants aim for mins max your teeth Only wash full loads Instead of running the of laundry tap until your water cools, keep a bottle of drinking water in the fridge WHOLESOME
t U.Komp
@Stripping4 Jesus
Was walking my dog and accidentally said "slay" instead of "stay"
t U.Komp @Stripping4 Jesus Was walking my dog and accidentally said "slay" instead of "stay"
YOU are a BADASS
Listen to the hollerings of your heart instead of your doubts and fears, and. . . leap bravely into the unknown.
Ramadan
Monday April 12
2021
YOU are a BADASS Listen to the hollerings of your heart instead of your doubts and fears, and. . . leap bravely into the unknown. Ramadan Monday April 12 2021
They aren't lazy, they are stealthy.
Read more: How sloths camouflage
A sloth can't run away from predators like a monkey would and instead, they have to rely on camouflage.
They aren't lazy, they are stealthy. Read more: How sloths camouflage A sloth can't run away from predators like a monkey would and instead, they have to rely on camouflage.
wanna go On date with you but you're too far so I'm tagging you in this meme instead
wanna go On date with you but you're too far so I'm tagging you in this meme instead
I was trying to take a picture of my sleeping cat, but ended up scaring her instead...
I was trying to take a picture of my sleeping cat, but ended up scaring her instead...
Date someone mature enough to say
"let's fix this" instead of just acting childish and ignoring you
Date someone mature enough to say "let's fix this" instead of just acting childish and ignoring you
when you meow at your owner for food, but instead he meows back at you with 13 grammatical errors
when you meow at your owner for food, but instead he meows back at you with 13 grammatical errors
TOP 10 DOGS THAT WOULD PET INSTEAD OF
I wanna be friends with you but I'm too awkward so I'm sending you this meme instead
I wanna be friends with you but I'm too awkward so I'm sending you this meme instead
CHEEBO DESIGNED TO BE THE MOST CHILL ROBOT EVER
\ ENTOY DOGS AND MARITUANA.
INSTEAD OF II WE MADE You IN WAR, LET'S OUR IMAGE, YET FANTASTIC,
CHESS: HANG WITH NOW WE ASPIRE PUPS. TO YOURS, CHEEBO.
Cod =
CHEEBO DESIGNED TO BE THE MOST CHILL ROBOT EVER \ ENTOY DOGS AND MARITUANA. INSTEAD OF II WE MADE You IN WAR, LET'S OUR IMAGE, YET FANTASTIC, CHESS: HANG WITH NOW WE ASPIRE PUPS. TO YOURS, CHEEBO. Cod =
My cousin, a teacher, wanted back packs with supplies brought to her funeral instead of flowers for needy students. Serving others to the end.
#satchat #edpiper #edchat
My cousin, a teacher, wanted back packs with supplies brought to her funeral instead of flowers for needy students. Serving others to the end. #satchat #edpiper #edchat
Me watching my boyfriend be really good at video games but also wishing he was cuddling me instead
Me watching my boyfriend be really good at video games but also wishing he was cuddling me instead
Oh
even
CIRCUS
Q Circus.
letS see who
died here.
be
IN
WAS
They me,
Instead of being, hunting...
My good and gracious
King. I mourn your fate But
Please allow me to accompany you to your new vealm.
My
noble
king
I Shall
Jive you
Some
Souls to reign
over
Lions, elephants, tigers and many other wild animals are still held captive by circu- ses and forced to perform.-_
They perform these tricks because they're afraid of the consequences of not doing so.
There are already animal-free circuses that thrill their audiences without exploiting animals.
Please do not support this kind of cruelty.
For more information, see:
www. SS
https: circus-animal-cruelty/
Oh even CIRCUS Q Circus. letS see who died here. be IN WAS They me, Instead of being, hunting... My good and gracious King. I mourn your fate But Please allow me to accompany you to your new vealm. My noble king I Shall Jive you Some Souls to reign over Lions, elephants, tigers and many other wild animals are still held captive by circu- ses and forced to perform.-_ They perform these tricks because they're afraid of the consequences of not doing so. There are already animal-free circuses that thrill their audiences without exploiting animals. Please do not support this kind of cruelty. For more information, see: www. SS https: circus-animal-cruelty/
@brbemotionxl
I want to kiss you but you're too far away so I'm tagging you in this meme instead
ff
@brbemotionxl I want to kiss you but you're too far away so I'm tagging you in this meme instead ff
have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun
have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun
I made you a "beautiful, love, my playlist" love, sweetheart,
"have you ate m'lady" today?" "I'm proud of you"
*replies to my stories *
*soodmorning/ goodnight texts*
"this reminds me of you"
*I love you instead of ily*
*doesnt mind reassuring me*
I made you a "beautiful, love, my playlist" love, sweetheart, "have you ate m'lady" today?" "I'm proud of you" *replies to my stories * *soodmorning/ goodnight texts* "this reminds me of you" *I love you instead of ily* *doesnt mind reassuring me*
TOP 10 DOGS THAT I WOULD PET INSTEAD OF MY DOG
Use the weekend to build the life you want instead of trying to escape the life you have.
Use the weekend to build the life you want instead of trying to escape the life you have.
if you're feeling depressed try drinking some coffee so you can have anxiety instead
if you're feeling depressed try drinking some coffee so you can have anxiety instead
My husband pissed me off so I made him his favorite chocolate chip cookies and used black beans instead of chocolate
Maryfairyboberry
@maryfairybobrry
PM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
My husband pissed me off so I made him his favorite chocolate chip cookies and used black beans instead of chocolate Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry PM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
One time I accidentally went to the mens washroom Instead of the womens. I only found out after I opened a pad and the person In the stall next to me said "Dude it must be a huge shit if you're having snacks in here, good luck".
" hey there delilah
@delilahsmith420
I choked on my water
One time I accidentally went to the mens washroom Instead of the womens. I only found out after I opened a pad and the person In the stall next to me said "Dude it must be a huge shit if you're having snacks in here, good luck". " hey there delilah @delilahsmith420 I choked on my water
I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves.
Steve Maraboli
I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves. Steve Maraboli
she didn't take it well... TOP 10 DOGS THAT I WOULD PET INSTEAD OF MY DOG