things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication: 1. im not hurting you am taking you to a safe place 2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share 3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish 5. please dont crawl into my sleeves 6. (sings a duet with a cricket)