#hood memes

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Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
Newton's First Law of Pregnancy:
A pregnant woman at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by the ceaseless demands of her older children. @rawmother.hood
AM 15 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Newton's First Law of Pregnancy: A pregnant woman at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by the ceaseless demands of her older children. @rawmother.hood AM 15 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
I'm like a bird. I wanna fly away. {J
@rawmother.hood
-Nelly Furtado, but also parents
who've been stuck at home with their
kids for a year
AM 10 Apr 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer I'm like a bird. I wanna fly away. {J @rawmother.hood -Nelly Furtado, but also parents who've been stuck at home with their kids for a year AM 10 Apr 21 Twitter for Android
Raw
@MetteAngerhoter
Pro parenting tip: Do the grocery shopping when the kids are asleep so they don't see you unloading the good snacks.
PM 11 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android
@rawmother.hood
Raw @MetteAngerhoter Pro parenting tip: Do the grocery shopping when the kids are asleep so they don't see you unloading the good snacks. PM 11 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android @rawmother.hood
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@MetteAngerhofer @rawrnother.hood
Not to brag, but both my kids peed their pants at the same time, so clearly I'm killing it as a mom.
PM 09 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood) @MetteAngerhofer @rawrnother.hood Not to brag, but both my kids peed their pants at the same time, so clearly I'm killing it as a mom. PM 09 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
I thought I'd be that mom with extraordinary patience, but it turns out
I'm that mom who spends all her time yelling at the kids to close the damn
door. @rawmother.hood
AM 12 May 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer I thought I'd be that mom with extraordinary patience, but it turns out I'm that mom who spends all her time yelling at the kids to close the damn door. @rawmother.hood AM 12 May 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
Some people have a dog or concealed weapon to keep them safe.
I have a who will "chop the bad guy's head off with a pair of scissors,'
so same. @rawmother.hood
AM 30 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Some people have a dog or concealed weapon to keep them safe. I have a who will "chop the bad guy's head off with a pair of scissors,' so same. @rawmother.hood AM 30 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
Convinced my kids to go outside so
I could eat from my secret candy stash in peace. This is parenting at
Its finest. @rawmother.hood
PM - 28 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Convinced my kids to go outside so I could eat from my secret candy stash in peace. This is parenting at Its finest. @rawmother.hood PM - 28 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
Having kids is like going camping
and letting all the wild animals into the tent. @rawmother.hood
AM 27 Mar 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Having kids is like going camping and letting all the wild animals into the tent. @rawmother.hood AM 27 Mar 21 Twitter for Android
When someone asks what it was like being pregnant
@rawmother.hood
Gamed watermelon.
When someone asks what it was like being pregnant @rawmother.hood Gamed watermelon.
Turning comments from trolls into inspirational posters @rawmother. hood
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
I'd like to think motherhood has only made my mind sharper, but I wore my underwear backwards for all of yesterday without noticing, so maybe
@rawmother.hood
AM - 23 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer I'd like to think motherhood has only made my mind sharper, but I wore my underwear backwards for all of yesterday without noticing, so maybe @rawmother.hood AM - 23 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
A parent's serenity prayer:
@rawmother.hood
Lord, grant me serenity to deal with
my toddler's whining, courage to tell
my kids "No,' and wisdom to know
when I should walk away before I
lose it.
PM 21 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
A parent's serenity prayer: @rawmother.hood Lord, grant me serenity to deal with my toddler's whining, courage to tell my kids "No,' and wisdom to know when I should walk away before I lose it. PM 21 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
U Sad happy story Anonymous 27 Ne
>be me age 7
>only chi ive in kinda run down neighbourhood not hood but not exactly beverly hills either
>single mom took care of me dad left when i was like
>birthday coming up ask mom for a party with ice cream cake and movie
>excited exe
>invite my entire class
>get lots of rsvps think a lot of people will show up
>day of party arrives
>bit nervous
>stand outside with balloons to hand out waiting for people to show up
>10 minutes later no one has shown up go inside
>30 minutes later still nobody
>mom is fuming but at the same time doesn't want to ruin my day
>don't understand why nobody showed up
>ery
>mom comforts me and we watch the film together and she lets me cut my own slice of cake
>remember this for life never had a birthday party again
>ffw 15 years
>at good college
>doing ok for myself moved out of bad neighbourhood
>moms doing ok too
>birthday coming up
>not really wanting to do anything for my birthday just dinner with mom and gf
>on the day of my birthday get text from gf that we weren't going to have dinner anymore because the restaurant cancelled our reservation
>no matter she says just meet her at her place
>bit sad looking forward to dinner and seeing mom but itis what itis
>tum up to gf apartment lights out its dark
>step in
>SURPRISE
>my gf and mom comes out with a bunch of my friends
>confused.exe
>tums out gf heard from mom about what happened when i was 7 and orga
>have a good time
>this time actually get to share my cake with others
>people i liked turned up
>my friends turned up
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U Sad happy story Anonymous 27 Ne >be me age 7 >only chi ive in kinda run down neighbourhood not hood but not exactly beverly hills either >single mom took care of me dad left when i was like >birthday coming up ask mom for a party with ice cream cake and movie >excited exe >invite my entire class >get lots of rsvps think a lot of people will show up >day of party arrives >bit nervous >stand outside with balloons to hand out waiting for people to show up >10 minutes later no one has shown up go inside >30 minutes later still nobody >mom is fuming but at the same time doesn't want to ruin my day >don't understand why nobody showed up >ery >mom comforts me and we watch the film together and she lets me cut my own slice of cake >remember this for life never had a birthday party again >ffw 15 years >at good college >doing ok for myself moved out of bad neighbourhood >moms doing ok too >birthday coming up >not really wanting to do anything for my birthday just dinner with mom and gf >on the day of my birthday get text from gf that we weren't going to have dinner anymore because the restaurant cancelled our reservation >no matter she says just meet her at her place >bit sad looking forward to dinner and seeing mom but itis what itis >tum up to gf apartment lights out its dark >step in >SURPRISE >my gf and mom comes out with a bunch of my friends >confused.exe >tums out gf heard from mom about what happened when i was 7 and orga >have a good time >this time actually get to share my cake with others >people i liked turned up >my friends turned up
Raw
I was relieved to find out today I don't have gestational diabetes, so naturally, I bought a bag of Cadbury mini eggs to celebrate.
PM - 18 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
@rawmother.hood
Raw I was relieved to find out today I don't have gestational diabetes, so naturally, I bought a bag of Cadbury mini eggs to celebrate. PM - 18 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android @rawmother.hood
hood trophy w
NJ @groovy_killa
My Dad opened the first black owned toy store in the Carson mall today ! I'm so proud of him love you
pops
- - Twitter for iPhone
hood trophy w NJ @groovy_killa My Dad opened the first black owned toy store in the Carson mall today ! I'm so proud of him love you pops - - Twitter for iPhone
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
I miss the days when all it took to meet a new friend was to stomp your light up shoes and show off a
cool rock you were keeping in your
pocket. @rawmother.hood
PM 17 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer I miss the days when all it took to meet a new friend was to stomp your light up shoes and show off a cool rock you were keeping in your pocket. @rawmother.hood PM 17 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
My who was Ginny Weasley when she woke up and Elsa at lunch, just announced that I can just call her
Lazer Girl because it will be "easier to
remember." @rawmother.hood
PM - 16 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer My who was Ginny Weasley when she woke up and Elsa at lunch, just announced that I can just call her Lazer Girl because it will be "easier to remember." @rawmother.hood PM - 16 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
Me: *speaks clearly*
Google Assist: Sorry, I didn't quite get that.
@rawmother.hood
Me: *has a conversation about a very specific thing in a different room*
Google: *starts showing me ads about that exact thing*
PM- 15 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Me: *speaks clearly* Google Assist: Sorry, I didn't quite get that. @rawmother.hood Me: *has a conversation about a very specific thing in a different room* Google: *starts showing me ads about that exact thing* PM- 15 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
When a mom friend says she
feels like she's lost her mind.
@rawmother hood
You may have noticed I'm not all there myself.
When a mom friend says she feels like she's lost her mind. @rawmother hood You may have noticed I'm not all there myself.
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer
As an introvert mother of two extroverts, one of the most difficult concepts for my kids to understand is that time alone is a need, not just a
want. @rawmother.hood
PM 12 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer As an introvert mother of two extroverts, one of the most difficult concepts for my kids to understand is that time alone is a need, not just a want. @rawmother.hood PM 12 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
If I've learned anything about myself during this pandemic, it's that unless
I have to do something, I will not
actually do it.
AM - 09 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood If I've learned anything about myself during this pandemic, it's that unless I have to do something, I will not actually do it. AM - 09 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
She was rare, like a mom who could
eat a full meal without interruption.
AM 18 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood She was rare, like a mom who could eat a full meal without interruption. AM 18 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
Me: *putting on a hat and sunglasses*
Hubby: What are you doing?
Me: Hiding from the paparazzi.
They're following me everywhere.
Hubby: I'm pretty sure the kids will still recognize you.
AM 06 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Me: *putting on a hat and sunglasses* Hubby: What are you doing? Me: Hiding from the paparazzi. They're following me everywhere. Hubby: I'm pretty sure the kids will still recognize you. AM 06 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Rew
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
Sometimes, the thing a mother most needs to hear is not that it gets easier, but rather that it's okay to not be okay.
AM - 22 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Rew @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Sometimes, the thing a mother most needs to hear is not that it gets easier, but rather that it's okay to not be okay. AM - 22 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
If Robin Hood was a cat
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
Married chicken is seeing who can go the longest using toddler dishes before giving in and unloading the
dishwasher.
AM - 27 Mar 20 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Married chicken is seeing who can go the longest using toddler dishes before giving in and unloading the dishwasher. AM - 27 Mar 20 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
Hubby: Kids are in bed. Should we...?
Me: Oh yeah.
*Sneaks outside to admire our new
used car*
AM - 20 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Hubby: Kids are in bed. Should we...? Me: Oh yeah. *Sneaks outside to admire our new used car* AM - 20 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
"It's good for him to feel like he has some control," I say to myself after caving to yet another of my 3yo's
demands.
PM 11 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood "It's good for him to feel like he has some control," I say to myself after caving to yet another of my 3yo's demands. PM 11 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
Raw
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
I love the spontaneous, midday dance parties that are possible be I'm homeschooling my kids, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that I'm counting down the time till they start in-person school in the fall.
PM 19 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
Raw @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood I love the spontaneous, midday dance parties that are possible be I'm homeschooling my kids, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that I'm counting down the time till they start in-person school in the fall. PM 19 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood ia MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
Parenting is noticing a sticker your child placed on the wall and accepting it as a new permanent fixture in the house.
9.54 AM 12 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood ia MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Parenting is noticing a sticker your child placed on the wall and accepting it as a new permanent fixture in the house. 9.54 AM 12 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
My daughter's Zoom teacher has seen my standards for level of grooming decline over the course of the pandemic and has said nothing.
Now I'm wondering if a Target or
Starbucks gift card would be more
appreciate as a thank you gift.
PM 10 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood My daughter's Zoom teacher has seen my standards for level of grooming decline over the course of the pandemic and has said nothing. Now I'm wondering if a Target or Starbucks gift card would be more appreciate as a thank you gift. PM 10 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
can't Kiss you
HOOD
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can't Kiss you HOOD
Winter is coming. Animals will be looking for places to get warm. Before starting your engine, be sure to check for cows on the hood.
LittleTipTapsLittleTipTaps
18 feb
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Winter is coming. Animals will be looking for places to get warm. Before starting your engine, be sure to check for cows on the hood.
hood trophy w
NJ @groovy_killa
My Dad opened the first black owned toy store in the Carson mall today ! I'm so proud of him love you
pops
- - Twitter for iPhone
hood trophy w NJ @groovy_killa My Dad opened the first black owned toy store in the Carson mall today ! I'm so proud of him love you pops - - Twitter for iPhone
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
I love how my husband, who has been able to leave the house to go to work for the duration of the pandemic, has the audacity to tell me
that 2020 "hasn't been that bad."
PM 22 Dec 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood I love how my husband, who has been able to leave the house to go to work for the duration of the pandemic, has the audacity to tell me that 2020 "hasn't been that bad." PM 22 Dec 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood
@MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood
I spend so much of my day waiting.
Waiting for my kids to get their
shoes on. Waiting for my husband to get home. Waiting for my fairy godmother to whisk me away to a deserted paradise island where I can binge watch Netflix in peace.
PM 22 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood I spend so much of my day waiting. Waiting for my kids to get their shoes on. Waiting for my husband to get home. Waiting for my fairy godmother to whisk me away to a deserted paradise island where I can binge watch Netflix in peace. PM 22 Jan 21 Twitter for Android