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Everyone needs this cat airpod holder. omg Ws *h Ling Boo D
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
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"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
I found a new scrunchie holder
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I found a new scrunchie holder
: Anonymous No.62649538
>be me
>Uni student
>Too autistic to hold a real job
>No one is hiring anyways because of corona
>Eventually in June find ad for a sign holder
>Sign up and get job offer in a few hours, $15 an hour cuz they can't get people to stay
>Pull-up to first day of work
>Empty furniture store in a dead strip mall
>Dude that hired me isn't even there
>Other dude hands me a sign, tells me to go about half a mile down the road to the off ramp exit and hold the sign
>Just chill and listen to music for a day, no one bothers to check on me and I come back in 8 hours and get paid $120 cash right there
>Go back next day, bring a chair, watch some movies,
8 hours later $120 cash
>Repeat next weekend, bring some beer, pass out, sleep for 4 hours, get $120.
>Repeat every weekend for a month or two
>No one ever bothers me
>Know there is a game store nearby
>Start showing up, have CS 1.6 lan parties, play vidya, MTG, read manga etc every weekend
>Boss compliments my work, says he's never had anyone show up on time, work with a smile, and stay with the company like i have
>Get another 8 hours a week and a raise
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MFW making hundreds a week just to play vidya.
MFW i couldn't be happier.
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: Anonymous No.62649538 >be me >Uni student >Too autistic to hold a real job >No one is hiring anyways because of corona >Eventually in June find ad for a sign holder >Sign up and get job offer in a few hours, $15 an hour cuz they can't get people to stay >Pull-up to first day of work >Empty furniture store in a dead strip mall >Dude that hired me isn't even there >Other dude hands me a sign, tells me to go about half a mile down the road to the off ramp exit and hold the sign >Just chill and listen to music for a day, no one bothers to check on me and I come back in 8 hours and get paid $120 cash right there >Go back next day, bring a chair, watch some movies, 8 hours later $120 cash >Repeat next weekend, bring some beer, pass out, sleep for 4 hours, get $120. >Repeat every weekend for a month or two >No one ever bothers me >Know there is a game store nearby >Start showing up, have CS 1.6 lan parties, play vidya, MTG, read manga etc every weekend >Boss compliments my work, says he's never had anyone show up on time, work with a smile, and stay with the company like i have >Get another 8 hours a week and a raise 48 KB PNG MFW making hundreds a week just to play vidya. MFW i couldn't be happier. 17 Replies / 7 Images View Thread
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I'll see your car's cup holder & raise you one *pup* holder...
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TweetSmarter I'll see your car's cup holder & raise you one *pup* holder...