idreaminwords: frantzfandom awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
Again God: you're cuttlefish Cuttlefish: yay I love hugs. God: that's not what I meant. Cuttlefish: oh. God: you have 8 arms and 2 tentacles. Cuttlefish: for hugs? God: [sigh] no not for hugs. Cuttlefish: oh. God: also you're venomous. Cuttlefish: [happy gasp] danger hugs!