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WHEN GOING OUT DRINKING FORGET YOUR EX..
DONT FORGET TO GIVE YOUR PHONE TO A FRIEND TO AVOID FMRARRASSING DRUNK TEXTS.
WHEN GOING OUT DRINKING FORGET YOUR EX.. DONT FORGET TO GIVE YOUR PHONE TO A FRIEND TO AVOID FMRARRASSING DRUNK TEXTS.
the attitude ex She thinks I'm a joke
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Drug dealers of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs?
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MissElision @ 3 146d
Ex-user of opiates here.
My dealer would only give me the drugs if I gave him my blades and allowed him to check me for any cuts. I was in a seriously dark time and he helped me in a lot of ways. Eventually, once I started to get better, he refused to sell me any drugs and also made it clear to his friend dealers that I was blacklisted. One of the reasons I turned my life around.
146d Drug dealers of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs? 136k Share Discussion BEST COMMENTS ~ MissElision @ 3 146d Ex-user of opiates here. My dealer would only give me the drugs if I gave him my blades and allowed him to check me for any cuts. I was in a seriously dark time and he helped me in a lot of ways. Eventually, once I started to get better, he refused to sell me any drugs and also made it clear to his friend dealers that I was blacklisted. One of the reasons I turned my life around.
Steve Burns @SJosephBurns-
Who is your favorite trading hero?
Ow
Josh Kaj
@JRK_trader
Replying to @SJosephBurns
Jeff Bezos ex-wife.
Married here...
Divorced here
Steve Burns @SJosephBurns- Who is your favorite trading hero? Ow Josh Kaj @JRK_trader Replying to @SJosephBurns Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Married here... Divorced here
Arslan
@thegatnz
Man I hate this pandemic. If I wanted to waste my 20's I would have just stayed with my ex
Arslan @thegatnz Man I hate this pandemic. If I wanted to waste my 20's I would have just stayed with my ex
My ex used to get mad at guys who hit on me and try to fight every single one of them, and then somehow blame me later. My current man will laugh with me and kiss me on the forehead when
I get hit on and say "what can I I say, you're beautiful"
Ladies, wait for THAT man.
My ex used to get mad at guys who hit on me and try to fight every single one of them, and then somehow blame me later. My current man will laugh with me and kiss me on the forehead when I get hit on and say "what can I I say, you're beautiful" Ladies, wait for THAT man.
Sometimes sends an ex God \ \
sends an ex inttd your life to see if you are still Sstupid
Sometimes sends an ex God \ \ sends an ex inttd your life to see if you are still Sstupid
dal gote Dona Regina Hoje são 2 de 2 de março ex São 12 h do dia. Mrs. Regina 's March 22. 12 o'clock.
When your bro breaks up with his toxic
Ex and y'all start hanging out again.
"She can't hurt us@
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When your bro breaks up with his toxic Ex and y'all start hanging out again. "She can't hurt us@
I wanted to die after my ex left me but then I met this lassie that does weird shit like this with me. Life is about growth.
I wanted to die after my ex left me but then I met this lassie that does weird shit like this with me. Life is about growth.
@dumb bunny
"yeah my ex was crazy lol"
EW BYE
ag ey
@dumb bunny "yeah my ex was crazy lol" EW BYE ag ey
When your friends drunk and wants to talk to their ex..
When your friends drunk and wants to talk to their ex..
4 People
the personal hygiene spectrum.
Now I am exhausted from wiping everything down. The
UPS and FED EX peeps have become used to me screaming through the door to step away and leave it.
saw one Friday,sitting in his truck watching me in my gloves, mask and spray bottle of properly diluted bleach preparing my delivery for intake...
This morning I am cleaning the kitchen because Mark decided we needed to defrost and brine chicken for several meals...
Now I have chicken bacteria to scrub down.
I need my eyebrows, upper lip waxed. Decided if I have to go to intensive care and am going to kick the icu nurses are going to have to do this,no way in hell
ES & @ @
AM @an67%
4 People the personal hygiene spectrum. Now I am exhausted from wiping everything down. The UPS and FED EX peeps have become used to me screaming through the door to step away and leave it. saw one Friday,sitting in his truck watching me in my gloves, mask and spray bottle of properly diluted bleach preparing my delivery for intake... This morning I am cleaning the kitchen because Mark decided we needed to defrost and brine chicken for several meals... Now I have chicken bacteria to scrub down. I need my eyebrows, upper lip waxed. Decided if I have to go to intensive care and am going to kick the icu nurses are going to have to do this,no way in hell ES & @ @ AM @an67%
EX Ad
Mo
A %o * yo ou re
EX Ad Mo A %o * yo ou re
what if we kissed
as friends
ex
what if we kissed as friends ex
Remember the ex you wanted to marry?
Let's all laugh together
Remember the ex you wanted to marry? Let's all laugh together
PRETTY SURE I'M OVER MY EX, MEAN DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM OFTEN...
BUT WHEN HE DOES GET BROUGHT UP MY CHEST PHYSICALLY HURTS AND COULD CRY.
PRETTY SURE I'M OVER MY EX, MEAN DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM OFTEN... BUT WHEN HE DOES GET BROUGHT UP MY CHEST PHYSICALLY HURTS AND COULD CRY.
TY Meme Central @LordOfDaMeme
@LordOfDaMeme
your ex mistakenly sent $80,000 to your account and calls you to send it back. Reply in three words
sorry wrong number
TY Meme Central @LordOfDaMeme @LordOfDaMeme your ex mistakenly sent $80,000 to your account and calls you to send it back. Reply in three words sorry wrong number
WHEN GOING OUT DRINKING FORGET YOUR EX..
DONT FORGET TO GIVE YOUR PHONE TO A FRIEND TO AVOID FMRARRASSING DRUNK TEXTS.
WHEN GOING OUT DRINKING FORGET YOUR EX.. DONT FORGET TO GIVE YOUR PHONE TO A FRIEND TO AVOID FMRARRASSING DRUNK TEXTS.
EX
Always with you. Even when you're pooping.
animalscreepanimalscreep
15 mar
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EX Always with you. Even when you're pooping.
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Using my best friend to make my ex jealous Typicail
Ex Es", 2"
Deyanna Diedrich
My ex from highschool followed my new dog's Instagram account and dm'ed her don't like your mom"
LMAO IM DYING
Deyanna Diedrich My ex from highschool followed my new dog's Instagram account and dm'ed her don't like your mom" LMAO IM DYING
skye amber
my ex boyfriend called me a house cat. he said, "you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wit you do, you come back
around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again"
the accuracy though
skye amber my ex boyfriend called me a house cat. he said, "you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wit you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again" the accuracy though
If your best friend doesn't hate your Ex more than you do, is she really your best friend?
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If your best friend doesn't hate your Ex more than you do, is she really your best friend?
'Saying her that I'll get back with my ex after Breaking up with you to get her reaction' xs @charmincouple:
When you see your ex and feel
nothing.
Finally, inner
When you see your ex and feel nothing. Finally, inner
My ex husband just hung up on me mid convo because he "just saw the biggest crow [he's] ever seen"
My ex husband
a biggest erow he's
wer seen
My ex husband just hung up on me mid convo because he "just saw the biggest crow [he's] ever seen" My ex husband a biggest erow he's wer seen
Disha Sharma
@dishaistired
2 of the guys I dated got married this year.
AL IMRAN KHAN
@imu8990
Girl so toxic both her ex chose to
Disha Sharma @dishaistired 2 of the guys I dated got married this year. AL IMRAN KHAN @imu8990 Girl so toxic both her ex chose to
4 People
the personal hygiene spectrum.
Now I am exhausted from wiping everything down. The
UPS and FED EX peeps have become used to me screaming through the door to step away and leave it.
saw one Friday,sitting in his truck watching me in my gloves, mask and spray bottle of properly diluted bleach preparing my delivery for intake...
This morning I am cleaning the kitchen because Mark decided we needed to defrost and brine chicken for several meals...
Now I have chicken bacteria to scrub down.
I need my eyebrows, upper lip waxed. Decided if I have to go to intensive care and am going to kick the icu nurses are going to have to do this,no way in hell
ES & @ @
AM @an67%
4 People the personal hygiene spectrum. Now I am exhausted from wiping everything down. The UPS and FED EX peeps have become used to me screaming through the door to step away and leave it. saw one Friday,sitting in his truck watching me in my gloves, mask and spray bottle of properly diluted bleach preparing my delivery for intake... This morning I am cleaning the kitchen because Mark decided we needed to defrost and brine chicken for several meals... Now I have chicken bacteria to scrub down. I need my eyebrows, upper lip waxed. Decided if I have to go to intensive care and am going to kick the icu nurses are going to have to do this,no way in hell ES & @ @ AM @an67%
How I sleep knowing my ex is
ruining someone else's life
french_learnfrench_learn
19 feb
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How I sleep knowing my ex is ruining someone else's life
Him: I can't get into a relationship right now, still love my ex, and i'll most likely break your heart
Me: Go on...
Him: I can't get into a relationship right now, still love my ex, and i'll most likely break your heart Me: Go on...