#drunk memes

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dayna maier
@daynaamaier
mr brightside has the power to turn a room full of drunk strangers into something that feels like a family reunion
dayna maier @daynaamaier mr brightside has the power to turn a room full of drunk strangers into something that feels like a family reunion
drunk calling exes is cancelled we out here drunk calling our homies & letting them know we love them now
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drunk calling exes is cancelled we out here drunk calling our homies & letting them know we love them now pm 386 Relweets 1,240 Likes
Northern Sparrow
@NorthernSprw
Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great
ornithologist, got a random call:
drunk guy, bar noises in background:
IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR?
my advisor: um..yes?
drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?
my advisor: ...yes
*wild cheering over phone from bar*
Northern Sparrow @NorthernSprw Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*
My ex used to get drunk and scream in my face about how much he couldnt stand me... Jake gets drunk and tells me he loves me 900 times in 4 hours because "i just cont ever want you to forget how much you mean to me"... and THAT is the difference between dirt and gold...
My ex used to get drunk and scream in my face about how much he couldnt stand me... Jake gets drunk and tells me he loves me 900 times in 4 hours because "i just cont ever want you to forget how much you mean to me"... and THAT is the difference between dirt and gold...
When someone asks why I'm
drunk on a Weekday
I'm an adiilt
When someone asks why I'm drunk on a Weekday I'm an adiilt
When you're really drunk and your best friend has to give you a ride home...
As,
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When you're really drunk and your best friend has to give you a ride home... As, \ \
cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real talk
Delivered
Today 27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a disgrace.
cabs @cambreezyyyy 1 year ago today drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday grandma georgina iMessage Today 12 AM HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM Today AM only bad bitches make it to 84 real talk Delivered Today 27 AM Cambria Kinsleigh you are a disgrace.
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