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Dr Dog en
DR DOG: you're overweight. I want u to start walking daily
PATIENT: ok I'll start tomorrow
DR DOG (leash already in mouth): you'll etart now
Dr Dog en DR DOG: you're overweight. I want u to start walking daily PATIENT: ok I'll start tomorrow DR DOG (leash already in mouth): you'll etart now
I had knee surgery as a teenager. The dr brought me a sharpie and told me to circle the correct knee and put an X on the other then he left the room. So did exactly as instructed.
Then I drew arrows to the circle and wrote
"Operate here" and drew more Xs on the other leg and wrote "Do not touch". I sat there bored for another 30 minutes writing random stuff all over my body like "You can't have my appendix" and "Why are you looking up here?
Focus on the knee". I even had my mom write on my back something like "If you can read this, wrong side. Flip me over."
Then I covered up with the sheet and the anesthesiologist showed up. I was told that I said some weird stuff while I was going under, but that is a different story. The surgery went fine, I had to stay in the hospital overnight.
When the dr came into my room to check on me, he said that I had thrown off their schedule because when they uncovered me and saw all of the notes that they laughed for 10 minutes.
When they finally got their composure, they rolled me up on my side to get me onto the operating table and saw the note on my back and lost it again. He said that the surgery started about 30 minutes later than it was
I had knee surgery as a teenager. The dr brought me a sharpie and told me to circle the correct knee and put an X on the other then he left the room. So did exactly as instructed. Then I drew arrows to the circle and wrote "Operate here" and drew more Xs on the other leg and wrote "Do not touch". I sat there bored for another 30 minutes writing random stuff all over my body like "You can't have my appendix" and "Why are you looking up here? Focus on the knee". I even had my mom write on my back something like "If you can read this, wrong side. Flip me over." Then I covered up with the sheet and the anesthesiologist showed up. I was told that I said some weird stuff while I was going under, but that is a different story. The surgery went fine, I had to stay in the hospital overnight. When the dr came into my room to check on me, he said that I had thrown off their schedule because when they uncovered me and saw all of the notes that they laughed for 10 minutes. When they finally got their composure, they rolled me up on my side to get me onto the operating table and saw the note on my back and lost it again. He said that the surgery started about 30 minutes later than it was
Dr Grayfang
Make TV great again
Dr Grayfang Make TV great again
DR. JILL BIDEN IS A LADY WHO HAS CLASS...
FOR WHICH TRUMP'S WIFE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO CLASS!
DR. JILL BIDEN IS A LADY WHO HAS CLASS... FOR WHICH TRUMP'S WIFE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO CLASS!
Be A King @ Ben bag
#BlackHistoryMonth Lesson:
Ma om and my father, #MLK were not enemies.
*His daughters and I are friends.
Dr. #BettyShabazz and my mother, #CorettaScottKing, loved each other dearly.
*Brother Malcolm and my mother had a 1965 meeting in #Selma.
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Be A King @ Ben bag #BlackHistoryMonth Lesson: Ma om and my father, #MLK were not enemies. *His daughters and I are friends. Dr. #BettyShabazz and my mother, #CorettaScottKing, loved each other dearly. *Brother Malcolm and my mother had a 1965 meeting in #Selma. I as?
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my version of dr suess the references in this one are the best so far
Jaylan Walker
34.-6
Dr. Chang delivered me and yesterday I helped him deliver a baby! I love full circle moments
Jaylan Walker 34.-6 Dr. Chang delivered me and yesterday I helped him deliver a baby! I love full circle moments
Dr. Chang delivered me and yesterday I helped him deliver a baby! I love full circle moments
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Dr. Chang delivered me and yesterday I helped him deliver a baby! I love full circle moments cap
"WHAT I'VEHOTICED OVER THE DECADES
THAT I'VE PAID ATTENTION TO THIS," SAYS DR. TYSON,
"THE OTHER ANIMALS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, WHENEVER WE PRESUME SOME LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE FOR THEM,
FURTHER RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THEY ARE SMARTER THAN WE EVER THOUGHT OR CLEVERER THAN WE EVER GAVE THEM CREDIT FOR BEING. ANIMALS EXPERIENCE JOY AND PAIN AND FEAR, JUST LIKE HUMANS DO-SO IT IS IMPORTANT TA WINNNECC NOT OUIY TA DIT all AMIMAIC AC
"WHAT I'VEHOTICED OVER THE DECADES THAT I'VE PAID ATTENTION TO THIS," SAYS DR. TYSON, "THE OTHER ANIMALS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, WHENEVER WE PRESUME SOME LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE FOR THEM, FURTHER RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THEY ARE SMARTER THAN WE EVER THOUGHT OR CLEVERER THAN WE EVER GAVE THEM CREDIT FOR BEING. ANIMALS EXPERIENCE JOY AND PAIN AND FEAR, JUST LIKE HUMANS DO-SO IT IS IMPORTANT TA WINNNECC NOT OUIY TA DIT all AMIMAIC AC