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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious.,. Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she's here all the time. So
Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate, that's neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she's "uncomfortable" here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn't like living with lesbians, cause it's not "normal", so now I'm pissed.
Then, Dale goes, "well you don't live here, so it shouldn't be a problem, just stop coming escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won't leave our house....she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, "call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape...
And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room...
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious.,. Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she's here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I'm pretty sure that's the first time she's seen us be affectionate, that's neither here nor there. So today she tells Dale she's "uncomfortable" here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn't like living with lesbians, cause it's not "normal", so now I'm pissed. Then, Dale goes, "well you don't live here, so it shouldn't be a problem, just stop coming escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won't leave our house....she locked herself in Dales room. So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, "call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape... And that's the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room...
that one king of the hill episode where dale applies for a job at hooters to try to sue it for sex discrimination and they give him the job anyway
that one king of the hill episode where dale applies for a job at hooters to try to sue it for sex discrimination and they give him the job anyway
Duke Skymocker
@DukeSkymocker
Replying to @dog_rates
This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of
the door if you put your shoes on.
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Duke Skymocker @DukeSkymocker Replying to @dog_rates This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of the door if you put your shoes on. AM - - Twitter for Android
A guy named Dale Schroeder grew up poor in lowa, never married, had no children, and worked as a Carpenter at the same company for 67 years and only owned two jeans.
He spent his life savings to send
33 students to college.
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A guy named Dale Schroeder grew up poor in lowa, never married, had no children, and worked as a Carpenter at the same company for 67 years and only owned two jeans. He spent his life savings to send 33 students to college.
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Lucky Thai man finds giant chunk of whale vomit that could be worth USS3.2 million
Mashalsla Dale John Wong
@e. Chronic Cynic flipped into Science Ah
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FOR YOU Lucky Thai man finds giant chunk of whale vomit that could be worth USS3.2 million Mashalsla Dale John Wong @e. Chronic Cynic flipped into Science Ah Write a comment... +
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@gehnjutsu
Today is the day the very first episode of Naruto aired.
What is your favorite moment from the anime?
dale
October 3, 2002
Pant Tike anime, and 7 and TY
Anime @gehnjutsu Today is the day the very first episode of Naruto aired. What is your favorite moment from the anime? dale October 3, 2002 Pant Tike anime, and 7 and TY
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of TikTok Agent Dale Cooper arrived ot the shelter with large wound om his head that needed surgery
Dale
Today PM
Dale, why in the hell are your shoes on the kitchen counter?
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Don't touch! Going on a beer run later
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Dale Today PM Dale, why in the hell are your shoes on the kitchen counter? Read PM Don't touch! Going on a beer run later