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A beaver chewed through fibre cable at multiple points, causing the internet to go down on Saturday and affecting service to Telus customers in Tumbler
Ridge, B.C. The company said service had been fully restored by Sunday afternoon. (Diane Stinson)
A beaver chewed through fibre cable at multiple points, causing the internet to go down on Saturday and affecting service to Telus customers in Tumbler Ridge, B.C. The company said service had been fully restored by Sunday afternoon. (Diane Stinson)
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=19 yo
>Go out to movie with bestie of years
> ts technically a date
=Dinner anc movie
>Get ice cream atterwares
>Give her a glass flower I bought ear er in the month
>She loves it and we go for a walk
=Pul out OR DARE PACK Her wrapper says take a seliie with eyes closed
>She does real mine
It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room to kiss
>We laugin it off but urememise the g ass flower base has a mur or on the bottom side
Where's the most beautiful girl at though?
>Look at the murrored base
Oh look I found her!
>Showed her the mirrored base of the flower
We smile and kiss for the first time ever
>She reads the other part of the wrapper
>'Whats the most romantic moment you ve share with the person nex: to you?'
"This one right how it feels to chew
757538 Anonymous =19 yo >Go out to movie with bestie of years > ts technically a date =Dinner anc movie >Get ice cream atterwares >Give her a glass flower I bought ear er in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk =Pul out OR DARE PACK Her wrapper says take a seliie with eyes closed >She does real mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room to kiss >We laugin it off but urememise the g ass flower base has a mur or on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at though? >Look at the murrored base Oh look I found her! >Showed her the mirrored base of the flower We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads the other part of the wrapper >'Whats the most romantic moment you ve share with the person nex: to you?' "This one right how it feels to chew
I'd like to know who chewed up the garbage because it definitely wasn't me
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I'd like to know who chewed up the garbage because it definitely wasn't me
Before I was a Daa
never tripped over toys or forgot the words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
never thought about immunisations.
Before I was a Dad had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
had complete control of my mind and thoughts.
Before I was a Dad never held down a screaming child so doctors can give shots.
never looked into teary eyes and cried with them.
never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Dad never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down.
never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
never knew something so small could affect my life so much.
never knew I could love someone so much.
never knew I would love being a Dad so much.
Before I was a Dad -
Before I was a Daa never tripped over toys or forgot the words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. never thought about immunisations. Before I was a Dad had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. had complete control of my mind and thoughts. Before I was a Dad never held down a screaming child so doctors can give shots. never looked into teary eyes and cried with them. never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Dad never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down. never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. never knew something so small could affect my life so much. never knew I could love someone so much. never knew I would love being a Dad so much. Before I was a Dad -
She chewed up her red holee roller ball and now
our mask collection is complete. We finally got one in every color
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She chewed up her red holee roller ball and now our mask collection is complete. We finally got one in every color