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CAPTAIN'S HAT - CHECK CAPTAIN'S UNIFORM - CHECK STRIKING POSE - CHECK
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CAPTAIN'S HAT - CHECK CAPTAIN'S UNIFORM - CHECK STRIKING POSE - CHECK PILOT'S LICENSE -
Anonymous No.58258498 >>58258509 >>58258628
File: dodge.gif (319 KB, 500x256)
>>58258324 (OP)
>be me
>about 14-15
>not athletic at all, skelly mode
>I'm the worst in sports
>PE class
>today we are playing dodgeball
>2 "team captains" are chosen by the teacher
>they pick the players
>I'm picked one of the last, ofc
>let me break down the rules, because I'm not sure everyone plays the same way
>we play with only one ball
>if they hit you with the ball and it touches the ground you are "dead"
>when you are "dead" you go to the graveyard, a zone behind the enemy team
>if the ball passes through the enemy team and reaches the graveyard an eliminated player can throw it
>if that player hits someone they are back in the game
>my team is being destroyed
>I'm the only one left on my team
>they throw the ball at me
>throw myself to the ground and dodge it
>this keeps working over and over
>they pick up on it and start throwing the ball lower
>doesn't matter I keep dodging everything
>I'm the master of the dodge
>matrix.gif
>keep stalling the game and throwing the ball to my teammates
>eventually we make a comeback and win the game
>class chad says "it's all thanks to anon"
>the boys pick me up and carry me on their shoulders
>start being picked the first one everytime we played dodgeball from then on
>feelsgoodman
lilGreentext
10 dec
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Anonymous No.58258498 >>58258509 >>58258628 File: dodge.gif (319 KB, 500x256) >>58258324 (OP) >be me >about 14-15 >not athletic at all, skelly mode >I'm the worst in sports >PE class >today we are playing dodgeball >2 "team captains" are chosen by the teacher >they pick the players >I'm picked one of the last, ofc >let me break down the rules, because I'm not sure everyone plays the same way >we play with only one ball >if they hit you with the ball and it touches the ground you are "dead" >when you are "dead" you go to the graveyard, a zone behind the enemy team >if the ball passes through the enemy team and reaches the graveyard an eliminated player can throw it >if that player hits someone they are back in the game >my team is being destroyed >I'm the only one left on my team >they throw the ball at me >throw myself to the ground and dodge it >this keeps working over and over >they pick up on it and start throwing the ball lower >doesn't matter I keep dodging everything >I'm the master of the dodge >matrix.gif >keep stalling the game and throwing the ball to my teammates >eventually we make a comeback and win the game >class chad says "it's all thanks to anon" >the boys pick me up and carry me on their shoulders >start being picked the first one everytime we played dodgeball from then on >feelsgoodman
Anonymous No.58258498 >>58258509 >>58258628
File: dodge.gif (319 KB, 500x256)
>>58258324 (OP)
>be me
>about 14-15
>not athletic at all, skelly mode
>I'm the worst in sports
>PE class
>today we are playing dodgeball
>2 "team captains" are chosen by the teacher
>they pick the players
>I'm picked one of the last, ofc
>let me break down the rules, because I'm not sure everyone plays the same way
>we play with only one ball
>if they hit you with the ball and it touches the ground you are "dead"
>when you are "dead" you go to the graveyard, a zone behind the enemy team
>if the ball passes through the enemy team and reaches the graveyard an eliminated player can throw it
>if that player hits someone they are back in the game
>my team is being destroyed
>I'm the only one left on my team
>they throw the ball at me
>throw myself to the ground and dodge it
>this keeps working over and over
>they pick up on it and start throwing the ball lower
>doesn't matter I keep dodging everything
>I'm the master of the dodge
>matrix.gif
>keep stalling the game and throwing the ball to my teammates
>eventually we make a comeback and win the game
>class chad says "it's all thanks to anon"
>the boys pick me up and carry me on their shoulders
>start being picked the first one everytime we played dodgeball from then on
>feelsgoodman
greentextboigreentextboi
8 nov 2020
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Anonymous No.58258498 >>58258509 >>58258628 File: dodge.gif (319 KB, 500x256) >>58258324 (OP) >be me >about 14-15 >not athletic at all, skelly mode >I'm the worst in sports >PE class >today we are playing dodgeball >2 "team captains" are chosen by the teacher >they pick the players >I'm picked one of the last, ofc >let me break down the rules, because I'm not sure everyone plays the same way >we play with only one ball >if they hit you with the ball and it touches the ground you are "dead" >when you are "dead" you go to the graveyard, a zone behind the enemy team >if the ball passes through the enemy team and reaches the graveyard an eliminated player can throw it >if that player hits someone they are back in the game >my team is being destroyed >I'm the only one left on my team >they throw the ball at me >throw myself to the ground and dodge it >this keeps working over and over >they pick up on it and start throwing the ball lower >doesn't matter I keep dodging everything >I'm the master of the dodge >matrix.gif >keep stalling the game and throwing the ball to my teammates >eventually we make a comeback and win the game >class chad says "it's all thanks to anon" >the boys pick me up and carry me on their shoulders >start being picked the first one everytime we played dodgeball from then on >feelsgoodman