Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi, also known as the hippo butt leech, is a leech that exclusively attaches itself to hippo butthole. It spends its life sucking hippo butt until it dies and falls off. There. That's a thing you know now.
My wife and took our drive-thru food to a local park. Bees started buzzing around us because sugar. Ugh. One crawled head-down my drink straw, just his bee butt sticking out, and stayed there. I was done forever. But she told me to chill and pulled out her own straw. She put little droplets of lemonade all around the rim of her drink lid. The circling bees figured it out pretty quick and settled down to drink their fill. It was like a bee cantina. They got so full that they flew away like drunkards. After they were all fed they didn't bother us anymore. Marry someone who rAn make haac and leamannda inta n narahle