@ independent.co.uk INDEPENDENT Contribute Subscribe I Climate > News Climate crisis pushing polar bears to mate with grizzlies, producing hybrid 'pizzly' bears Scientists say warming Arctic is expanding range of grizzlies, bringing species into greater contact Harry Cockburn I 6 hours ago A hybrid polar-grizzly bear, known as a 'grolar' or 'pizzly' bear (Getty)
math prof Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
The Commonfolk's Guide to Bears POLAR BEARS "Can cun faster than you. Can swim faster than you. Will hunt you down and eat you. Bringer of the end times. Invisible. PANDA BEARS "Cute, fluffy, and adorable. + Excellent cuddiing Potential. "Has the ability to commando coll. -Low self esteem. *Doesn't eat babies. GRIZZLY BEARS -Giant hairy meatsack of Pure Cage and adrenaline. Size of a 2008 Dodge Durango. Can kill You in 347 different ways. Eats babies. BLACK BEARS sLazy lumps. Will eat your trash. =Commonly drunk. -Has the ability to chase you like human man. Also climbs trees. KOALA BEARS Little tree dudes. STD Machine. Will on your face and ciP your eyes out. * GruNts like demon. * Possibly demon.