#bar memes

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Northern Sparrow
@NorthernSprw
Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great
ornithologist, got a random call:
drunk guy, bar noises in background:
IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR?
my advisor: um..yes?
drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?
my advisor: ...yes
*wild cheering over phone from bar*
Northern Sparrow @NorthernSprw Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*
Me showing my dad that the space bar works the same if you just lightly tap it instead of smashing it like a caveman
It hurts seeing others living your dreams
BESHESS COM This dog buys a cookie at the bar every day and pays with a leaf
It hurts seeing others living your dreams BESHESS COM This dog buys a cookie at the bar every day and pays with a leaf
Ryan Brooks @
A bar in my neighborhood is delivering entire liters of their premixed margaritas for $25 and you get a complimentary roll of toilet paper with your purchase and it's really starting to feel like there are no rules anymore
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
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Ryan Brooks @ A bar in my neighborhood is delivering entire liters of their premixed margaritas for $25 and you get a complimentary roll of toilet paper with your purchase and it's really starting to feel like there are no rules anymore PM - - Twitter for iPhone 3,428 30.8K
IDDQDiaz
@Tenacious_ _Diaz
This is the most wholesome name for a bar I've ever seen. I can't go but
I feel better just knowing it exists.
AY. GoOD JOB
WHAT.A ROUGH pay OW
PM Twitter
IDDQDiaz @Tenacious_ _Diaz This is the most wholesome name for a bar I've ever seen. I can't go but I feel better just knowing it exists. AY. GoOD JOB WHAT.A ROUGH pay OW PM Twitter
monroe
When you tell hotel reception before you arrive that you're an alcoholic in recovery and ask them to empty the mini bar fridge.
And you open it to this es
monroe When you tell hotel reception before you arrive that you're an alcoholic in recovery and ask them to empty the mini bar fridge. And you open it to this es
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf