#avocado memes

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Wanted:
Someone to share an avocado with
Where: Calls Caf
When: Mornings before class
Me: I I like avocados, but I can only eat one half of my avocado.
You: You like avocados.
Wanted: Someone to share an avocado with Where: Calls Caf When: Mornings before class Me: I I like avocados, but I can only eat one half of my avocado. You: You like avocados.
when you open an avocado and it's perfectly ripe:
when you open an avocado and it's perfectly ripe:
Avocado Mama
@HeatherStenwall
Husband: what are all these
Amazon packages?
Me: Oh that's a gift for the homeschool teacher!
H: so... you?
Me: Yep! And this one is for the kids' chauffeur. This one is for the baby's wet nurse. Oh and this is for the cleaning lady.
H: So everything is for you?
Me: Yep.
Avocado Mama @HeatherStenwall Husband: what are all these Amazon packages? Me: Oh that's a gift for the homeschool teacher! H: so... you? Me: Yep! And this one is for the kids' chauffeur. This one is for the baby's wet nurse. Oh and this is for the cleaning lady. H: So everything is for you? Me: Yep.
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash