Nick Chiappini BS Y @ndchiappini Whenever I mess up an experiment I just think of what a pigeon considers a successful nest > ) - 13 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw @MetteAngerhoter Pro parenting tip: Do the grocery shopping when the kids are asleep so they don't see you unloading the good snacks. PM 11 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android @rawmother.hood
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Instant regret is telling your kid he can pick out any toy under $25 and watching as he grabs the Nerf Gun set with 5 guns and 30 bullets. PM - 12 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android @rawmother.haed
Duke Skymocker @DukeSkymocker Replying to @dog_rates This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of the door if you put your shoes on. AM - - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood) @MetteAngerhofer @rawrnother.hood Not to brag, but both my kids peed their pants at the same time, so clearly I'm killing it as a mom. PM 09 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
\ Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer It's practically a law of physics that the worse a parent's injury, the more likely his or her children are to stomp on it by accident. AM - 06 Apr 21 - Twitter for Android
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn 10-year-old: Why do people eat salads? Me: They want to be healthy. Do you want to try one? 10: No, I want to be happy. PM Mar 25, 2021 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Convinced my kids to go outside so I could eat from my secret candy stash in peace. This is parenting at Its finest. @rawmother.hood PM - 28 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Having kids is like going camping and letting all the wild animals into the tent. @rawmother.hood AM 27 Mar 21 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer I'd like to think motherhood has only made my mind sharper, but I wore my underwear backwards for all of yesterday without noticing, so maybe @rawmother.hood AM - 23 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
The idea that saying "I love you" is a momentous step in a relationship sucks Don't be stingy with your love Tell people you care about you love them all the time Love freely and recklessly PM - - Twitter for Android Retwaets 1,600 Likes iC) Ta Ty
Raw I was relieved to find out today I don't have gestational diabetes, so naturally, I bought a bag of Cadbury mini eggs to celebrate. PM - 18 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android @rawmother.hood
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Me: *speaks clearly* Google Assist: Sorry, I didn't quite get that. @rawmother.hood Me: *has a conversation about a very specific thing in a different room* Google: *starts showing me ads about that exact thing* PM- 15 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood If I've learned anything about myself during this pandemic, it's that unless I have to do something, I will not actually do it. AM - 09 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood She was rare, like a mom who could eat a full meal without interruption. AM 18 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Me: *putting on a hat and sunglasses* Hubby: What are you doing? Me: Hiding from the paparazzi. They're following me everywhere. Hubby: I'm pretty sure the kids will still recognize you. AM 06 Mar 21 - Twitter for Android
Rew @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Sometimes, the thing a mother most needs to hear is not that it gets easier, but rather that it's okay to not be okay. AM - 22 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Sure I use montessori techniques with my kids. When it comes to self-directed play, I hand my kids the remote and they independently choose what they want to watch. PM 28 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
Original Poster $ I cheated ads that caused me to receive rewards without watching the ad. how can I make up for this? 0 Replies a while ago, I was able to cheat the ad function in an android game I was playing. this caused me to receive the rewards that came with watching that ad, without actually watching that ad. I feel horrible about doing this and want to know if there's a way for me to compensate for these ads. Is it possible for me to watch every ad offered on android through ad mob ? Details Ad Implementation, Android Upvote (29) Subscribe
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Married chicken is seeing who can go the longest using toddler dishes before giving in and unloading the dishwasher. AM - 27 Mar 20 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Hubby: Kids are in bed. Should we...? Me: Oh yeah. *Sneaks outside to admire our new used car* AM - 20 Feb 21 - Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood "It's good for him to feel like he has some control," I say to myself after caving to yet another of my 3yo's demands. PM 11 Mar 20 Twitter for Android
Raw Motherhood ia MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Parenting is noticing a sticker your child placed on the wall and accepting it as a new permanent fixture in the house. 9.54 AM 12 Feb 21 Twitter for Android
Gregory Gull is at Bird Aid. 23 January at - Facebook for Android - @ I'm compiling a list of complaints against Bird Aid. 1) My food keeps moving away. 2) It gets shared with other gulls! More complaints to follow shortly. Comment
' Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood I'm at that age where sleeping in till 10 actually feels worse than waking up a little early. PM 08 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
My bf's first language is french, and he forgot the word for "lid", so instead he held up the pot and asked "where is his hat?" 459 08 Mar 20 - Twitter for Android 66.4K Reiweets 589K Likes od
4 Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer @rawmother.hood Just had an ultrasound, and found out baby is... going to cost me thousands of dollars over the next eighteen plus years I spend caring for it. PM - 28 Jan 21 - Twitter for Android
They say everything in life happens for a reason. And apparently the reason I had kids 22 months apart was so that they could entertain each other while trapped at home during a pandemic. AM 21 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
Me: *announces first and second pregnancies* Them: Yay! Me: *announces third pregnancy* Them: Was it *whispers* unplanned? PM 27 Jan 21 Twitter for Android
As a SAHM during a worldwide pandemic, the only thing the weekend means to me is a break from homeschooling my stubborn for a couple days. AM 22 Jan 21 - Twitter for Android
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