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sloppy jalopy Asloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cal villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. 50 more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at 164 KB JPG consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, shitting. cleaning. And that is all there is. 164 KB JPG
I just... I just cannot believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cartoonish villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. SO more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at 164 KB JPG consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, shitting cleaning And that ic all there ic 164 KB JPG
Suzanne RETWEET pinned tweet @SportySuz20 Possibly the sweetest act of kindness I've seen Family had electricians in every week for the past 6 weeks and their little boy was obsessed with them He hounded them with questions, kindness and constant offers to help! The little boy just received this from them
Possibly the sweetest act of kindness I've seen Family had electricians in every week for the past 6 weeks and their little boy was obsessed with them He hounded them with questions, kindness and constant offers to help! The little boy just received this from them
Possibly the sweetest act of kindness I've seen Family had electricians in every week for the past 6 weeks and their little boy was obsessed with them He hounded them with questions, kindness and constant offers to help! The little boy just received this from them
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