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My bank: Why would you spend
$1000 on cat treats?
Me:
BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION
My bank: Why would you spend $1000 on cat treats? Me: BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
I thought he was scratching himself until...
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
My mom: This animal just eats, sleeps, and never takes a shower
Me and my dog trying to figure out who she's talking about:
My mom: This animal just eats, sleeps, and never takes a shower Me and my dog trying to figure out who she's talking about:
ihada
bad day
want to talk about it?
want to rant about it while i listen and nod
oh god
yes
ihada bad day want to talk about it? want to rant about it while i listen and nod oh god yes
no, hope dont
(Beatboxing to my, Wa dauohter)
Welcome to the catfeteria.
Meatloaf or sloppy joe?
@kingduncan__
Welcome to the catfeteria. Meatloaf or sloppy joe? @kingduncan__
Physics: exists
Cats:
Physics: exists Cats:
Watched my coworkers dog for an afternoon and now he won't stop staring at me
Watched my coworkers dog for an afternoon and now he won't stop staring at me
Cat put in 'solitary confinement for freeing other cats from shelter
Cat put in 'solitary confinement for freeing other cats from shelter
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
When you realise there's a past version of you who would've been proud of how far you've come
When you realise there's a past version of you who would've been proud of how far you've come
You and your girl going to get her food after an argument she started cause
she was hungry
You and your girl going to get her food after an argument she started cause she was hungry
my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates
my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates
When your favorite stuffed animal gets ripped so mom stitches it back together:
When your favorite stuffed animal gets ripped so mom stitches it back together:
Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.
Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.
Marshmallow and Bean, framed by a rainbow, being cute. (photo by
cowsofnewzealand)
Marshmallow and Bean, framed by a rainbow, being cute. (photo by cowsofnewzealand)