Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house. The dog:

Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes

Oh hey. For the record, the cheese was gone when got here.

Snnelled Told mom. Got

Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle

brown sugar @gludengoddess she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

Watching his toy dry on

Me: Can we go see the sistine chapel? Mom: No, we have that at home. The sistine chapel at home:

In Norway you get a small amount of money for recycling They're often collected by poor people, homeless etc. A lot of our trash cans has these holders around them so people don't have to search through the trash to collect them

That face you make when the zoom meeting could have been an email

I've got the moves, baby

DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOU ENJOY WASTING YOUR MONEY.

When I'm not with my man SS

RIP whatever is hiding behind the bathroom cabinet...

If we don't hug like this I don't wanna date.

these two creatures are on the direct opposite ends of the Cetaceans You Can Trust spectrum PM - Twitter for iPhone

SHOT ON BLACK SHARK Al DUAL CAMERA

Florida man breaks into neighbor's home to pet their cat

No! You may not take my stuffed animal! Good day, sir, SAID. GOOD DA

alopt me ADOPTED YOU!

World's oldest person, 118, wants to carry the Olympic torch in Japan this May @globalpositivenews

How Roxy used to greet us...!

When the catto offers the forbidden fluff