This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.
THE FIRST, TIME EVER DID STAND-UP IN THE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW; MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA 'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO FLEW HIM OUT.