When you lie on the application but still get the job

think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...

For 28 years, Florida hotelier who grew up poor, has been paying for preschool and college education for all residents of Florida community Le

Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:

When your best friend is talking to someone u don't like

Me: I don't understand why people think I'm so unapproachable Also me:

promised him we'd go to the beach today. He waited for me to finish cleaning and doing the laundry. When told him, "O.k. lets go to the beach!" He could barely contain himself, He even heat me te the cay, But then 5 minutes inte the drive iiook aver and see thisa,

Me: I study better in bed Also Me:

MY DOG HAS BUTT CHEEKS I AM WHEEZING

SQUIRREL! OR PERHAPS A CHIPMUNK OR PRAIRIE DOG. I SHOULDN'T BE SO QUICK TO LINGE BACER OW MV TC

Teenage girl sends custom "Cheer Packages" to cancer patients and people with potentially fatal illnesses @globalpositivenews

me one second after i tell someone i'm not even tired yet

"My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars" Nee \ ~

When the human asks where all the Catnip went "ALIENS"

A newly described marine species, discovered in 95- million-year-old rock layers in Vallecillo, Mexico, resembles a shark with wide fins for gliding through the water like a manta rav

NO, NOT EVEN LITTLE ONES.

No! You may not take my stuffed animal! Good day, sir, SAID. GOOD DA