when someone tells me to sit like lady

RIP whatever is hiding behind the bathroom cabinet...

IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE, THEY'LL SURELY BLAME IT ON THE DOG

saralh lugor!! @sarahlugor cows don't have top teeth just vibes AM - 2021-02-28 Twitter for iPhone

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When you hear them talk about giving that stinky boy a bath.

Goodwill Employee Who Found And Returned $42,000 In Cash Gets To Keep A Chunk As A Reward @tanksgoodnews

Me on the phone: "Hello, yes I'd like to book an appointment to have my dog fixed" My wife: "He can hear you!" Me: "He can't understand me" My dog:

Mom creates special wheelchair-throne for her disabled son after Game of Thrones inspiration @globalpositivenews

I don't know who needs this. But here's a baby Toucan:

Two baby weasels pause for a photograph while scampering across a scenic road in the Scottish Highlands

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cottagecore kitties in a bed of flowers

YOUR KOALAFICATIONS ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEPHANT

Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me

The moment when you have to force a smile for the camera.

Me complaining about the results of my own actions