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Will you please li en? im not
HETS THE
Will you please li en? im not HETS THE
I don't know who needs this.
But here's a baby Toucan:
I don't know who needs this. But here's a baby Toucan:
when you try to show your friends new music and they keep talking during the best parts
SS
when you try to show your friends new music and they keep talking during the best parts SS
This is what happens when you make the mistake of telling your husband we need something to hang in the bathroom.
YOUR BUTT NAPKINS I
This is what happens when you make the mistake of telling your husband we need something to hang in the bathroom. YOUR BUTT NAPKINS I
U THOUGHT IT WAS DOGGO? BAMBOOZLED!! IT IS I CADE!!
U THOUGHT IT WAS DOGGO? BAMBOOZLED!! IT IS I CADE!!
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GreenSockN
@1 love that my girlfriend talks too much
A lot of people I know have this idea of "my wife/ girlfriend talks too much, I have things to do," but with my girlfriend it's different. She can talk and talk and talk for hours on end probably, and I would listen to it all. It makes me strangely happy to listen to her ramble on about whatever Is on her mind. Yesterday when I called her, she talked for almost 3 hours and I just listened to her talk the entire time while simultaneously doing whatever I was doing, games, working out, and the entire time I was extremely happy. I love listening to her talk.
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michihunt1
That's so sweet. She has the gift of gab. You have the gift of listening. A perfect match!
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PM & /unpopularopinion GreenSockN @1 love that my girlfriend talks too much A lot of people I know have this idea of "my wife/ girlfriend talks too much, I have things to do," but with my girlfriend it's different. She can talk and talk and talk for hours on end probably, and I would listen to it all. It makes me strangely happy to listen to her ramble on about whatever Is on her mind. Yesterday when I called her, she talked for almost 3 hours and I just listened to her talk the entire time while simultaneously doing whatever I was doing, games, working out, and the entire time I was extremely happy. I love listening to her talk. 8.9k 463 Share BEST COMMENTS michihunt1 That's so sweet. She has the gift of gab. You have the gift of listening. A perfect match! Reply 2.6k avoidingzugzwang Add a comment
2-year-old born without hands gets a
puppy without paw
@globalpositivenews
2-year-old born without hands gets a puppy without paw @globalpositivenews
emily quinn
my brother got a pikachu suit and my dog attacked him
emily quinn my brother got a pikachu suit and my dog attacked him
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making
af rinht hahind uan
The awiward moment when you realize that the person you're making af rinht hahind uan
that cannot be the same dog
My kids when I tell them they can't have any more snacks before dinner
My kids when I tell them they can't have any more snacks before dinner
Such a happy child
"Don't touch the street dog they can hurt you"
Everytime i see a street dog:
"Don't touch the street dog they can hurt you" Everytime i see a street dog:
Grooming the cat be like
Grooming the cat be like
HISTORY HUSTLE Lincoln was a cat lover and brought stray cats home. Once, an admiral during the siege of
Petersburg saw Lincoln "tenderly caressing three stray kittens" saying, "kitties, thank God you are cats, and can't understand this terrible strife that is going on." He was given two kittens, Tabby and Dixie, and once fed Tabby from the table at a formal White House dinner. When his wife objected, he replied, "If the gold fork was good enough for former President James Buchanan, I think it is good enough for Tabby."
HISTORY HUSTLE Lincoln was a cat lover and brought stray cats home. Once, an admiral during the siege of Petersburg saw Lincoln "tenderly caressing three stray kittens" saying, "kitties, thank God you are cats, and can't understand this terrible strife that is going on." He was given two kittens, Tabby and Dixie, and once fed Tabby from the table at a formal White House dinner. When his wife objected, he replied, "If the gold fork was good enough for former President James Buchanan, I think it is good enough for Tabby."
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animal-factbook:
Pugs are usually locally grown and harvested during the spring season. 2014 marks the highest crop yield of the decade, with a reported number of
WW animal-factbook: Pugs are usually locally grown and harvested during the spring season. 2014 marks the highest crop yield of the decade, with a reported number of
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street...
If cats learned to talk
Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?
If cats learned to talk Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?