Yet the government still denies the existence of extraterrestrials

I REGRET NOTHING. NOTHING. are

80-year-old man builds a dog train to take rescued stray dogs on adventures

When you make a nice painting and your parents hang it up and you feel nice

I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus Your old bus just went by Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time

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WHY DOES THE HUMAN-SLAVE KEEP STEALING MY POOP WITH A TINY SHOVELS

Imagine being a Star Wars fan since 1977. You have kids. One of them grows up and brings you to set for their big scene with Luke Skywalker.

When the world seems dark, I remind myself that Mister Rogers once got a letter from a blind girl, who wrote that she had heard him say he owned fish, but she worried they weren't being fed. So at the end of every following show, he'd narrate "I'm feeding the fish" just for her.

Duke Skymocker @DukeSkymocker Replying to @dog_rates This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of the door if you put your shoes on. AM - - Twitter for Android

Me: dont get why you cant just say it to my face Someone: *says it to my face* Me:

continue the scrib scrub * eecrab ples do not stop approximately ever

Am i Beautiful?

Rhino poaching in South Africa is down 33% because of COVID-109 restrictions @globalpositivenews

really don't get all this panic about toilet paper.

who drinks that?!