'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him. THE That is by far the worst lie you have 'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister, HOURS EARLIER... Seymour is never gonna believe this.

He knew it was time for a bath and decided to camouflage himself to hide

When your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings What kind of birb is that?

Murder Mittens

INTERNET IS DOWN

target spotied my dog when he spats the mail man

When hear the doorbell ring right after I order

This sweet girl decided one day that she was tired of being homeless, and sat down outside our house crying. Now her name is Lily. Mi-, ti

aral - Max was caught on surveillance video at the library,

When my kid whispers "I love you mommy" in my ear and now I gotta decide if I'm going to give in or not

When you stop chasing your tail & start chasing your dreams

i've been growing out my hair for 3 years after i first heard you can give them to a charity that makes wigs for children with cancer. today was the day to cut them all of, send them in and start over again. hopefully i can make as much kids as possible happy with a new set of hair Helping Others

King Soopers barista Logan Smith saved his elderly coworker by hiding her in a trash can during the shooting: "She is my elder, I must protect her." We SS The brave 20-year-old couldn't completely duck out view, but he also hid behind a trash can himself for "the longest 20 minutes of my life." He WOR tragically lost 3 coworkers in the shooting.

Lost kitten need forever home!

Undeniable evidence that Snoopy really is a beagle

yo me: look how strong i am *shows mini biceps* dad

Rejected because she was 'weird', Jubilee is now internet famous and happy with her new owners @globalpositivenews

"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."

I'M SMILING! AK BIGURE!