A newly described marine species, discovered in 95- million-year-old rock layers in Vallecillo, Mexico, resembles a shark with wide fins for gliding through the water like a manta rav

My bank: Why would you spend $1000 on cat treats? Me: BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION

When your least responsible friend gets a clog

That face you make when the zoom meeting could have been an email

she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

THIS WAS IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM AT SCHOOL Missing dog miss my dog *he's Not at lost home or anything he's Just at home *and I'm here at school "enjoy the picture of him tho

aw Your friend, Your partner, Your CAT. Ore My life, My love, My leader. I will be yours, Faithful & true, Til the last beat Of my heart. LAM YOUR Coat

ie's too short to ahnut matehinfi enriie

explain your srmoiness

FR Caroline Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was. She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating. He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.

Bork mama? yes dear will i ever be a doqgo doing a thing? of course pupperino We are doing a thing right now

The four stages of cat thought

We have an office dog and he visited me today

DON'T KNOW, MAN. re, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE DO EVEN WANT TO BE GOOD GIRL, YA

"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now Me:

When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done

Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...

Steady 6 @SteadylsFlying He's so nosey bro @ @