When the person you're trying to cheer up says you actually helped.

bassmonstertiff: jinyii: tastefullyoffensive: Where is your trunk, human?" [x] Cutest elephants ever. hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh... your trunk is kinda small... hm... well momma said everyone is different and special... nice to meet you "shakes stubby human trunk*

Me 2 minutes after getting home from work

Ekimmara Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is.

Frankie was born with four ears and an eye deformity but he's still purrfect

My name is Ned, now I'm a bed, and if I ruffs, scare the fluffs, I cannot move, I just play dead, my name is Ned, and I'm a bed.

One man's trash is another man's treasure

Unless your baby looks like this I don't wanna see it on my timeline

when you try to show your friends new music and they keep talking during the best parts SS

When your landlord says no dogs

Mom said it's my turn to push everything off the table

"Yah, it looks like you're gonna need a new meowffler and cat-alytic converter"

THAT MOMENT WHEN THE MUSIC YOU LISTENED TO IN HIGH SCHOOL BEING PL ON THE "NINES" STATION

woke myself up farting into the pillow my mom puts her face on.

A woman I once met told me this "To judge a place, look at the stray cats. If they are friendly, bold and relaxed, you know it is a good village with good people."

HOW DOES NASA ORGANIZE A PARTY? THEY PLANET

No one cared who I was until I put on the cat

When your eyeliner is on point

Imagine being a Star Wars fan since 1977. You have kids. One of them grows up and brings you to set for their big scene with Luke Skywalker.