trolls4everr @trolls4everr I'm shy at first, & then BOOM!

is my cat a witch please confirm

Me thinking about ruining my entire career for another five minutes of sleep

Clint Smith l've said this before, but one of the only reasons I'm a writer is because I had a teacher in grade who looked at my poem about clouds & said "you can be a writer when you grow up." It stayed forever. Teachers, don't underestimate what your words can do for your students

Me complaining about the results of my own actions

jamsax1 This is my quarantine cat, Ahsoka, I adopted her to help manage her anxiety and prevent her going to the humane society. I was told she would hide all day and generally avoid people. After about 3 hours of being at my place I felt a tapping on my arm.

Teacher: I need some strong boys to move this table old me:

me after trying 6 different makeup tutorials

When your landlord says no dogs ba-a-a-a-h thought am sheep But am actually puggo Bamboozled again

This man is paralysed but his friends held him up to get married.

My friends when I'm still writing the answers in Exam

When only made 20 pizza rolls but could have easily eaten 25 or maybe 30

Yes officer, I'd like to report a crime. He made a motion like he threw the ball, but really kept it in his hand

Talk to da naws cuz da face asleen.

he's now as big as his bed

arr, mondays

The training process was tedious, but now he knows he is not allowed on the couch.

date: you told me you were interesting? me: i said was 'into resting'

Roxy knows she's allowed on the barstool, and not the counter. Roxy also test her limits. all