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friend: we should wake up early and start working out
me:
friend: we should wake up early and start working out me:
Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
best seat in the car
best seat in the car
Me: Can we go see the sistine chapel?
Mom: No, we have that at home.
The sistine chapel at home:
Me: Can we go see the sistine chapel? Mom: No, we have that at home. The sistine chapel at home:
Beautiful fiery fox &
Beautiful fiery fox &
When you cut sugar and carbs from your diet
When you cut sugar and carbs from your diet
When someone has explained
something to you 3 times and you
STILL don't get it.
@mookiecantswim
When someone has explained something to you 3 times and you STILL don't get it. @mookiecantswim
TALKING TO A NEW FRIEND ABOUT
"HOW RABBITS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMALS
CAN'T WAIT TO EXCHANGE RECIPES
TALKING TO A NEW FRIEND ABOUT "HOW RABBITS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMALS CAN'T WAIT TO EXCHANGE RECIPES
Friend: I'm cutting all carbs out of my diet.
Me:
bo_mang_co
Friend: I'm cutting all carbs out of my diet. Me: bo_mang_co
Dads: "I don't want a dog."
Dads minutes after getting a dog:
Dads: "I don't want a dog." Dads minutes after getting a dog:
When you're trying to sleep but start remembering all the embarrassing things you've ever done
UN
When you're trying to sleep but start remembering all the embarrassing things you've ever done UN
Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha"
Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie"
Girl: "what"
Cat: "meow"
Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha" Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie" Girl: "what" Cat: "meow"
LET
INEEN TORN BACK OUT ARAIN
LET INEEN TORN BACK OUT ARAIN
Pops took a job as a janitor that allowed me to receive free tuition at Rutgers University. He passed and I told myself his sacrifice would not be in vain. Here It
is! Give the janitor the same respect you give the CEO.
@globalpositivenews
Pops took a job as a janitor that allowed me to receive free tuition at Rutgers University. He passed and I told myself his sacrifice would not be in vain. Here It is! Give the janitor the same respect you give the CEO. @globalpositivenews
bust it baby (part 26)
@huskerdu_rag
I was born addicted to heroin, my dad was killed when I was 3, and tried to
kill myself when I was 11 and again when I was 16.
Somehow I'm alive and graduated with a 3.8, honors, and a semester early &
Lemme flex today
bust it baby (part 26) @huskerdu_rag I was born addicted to heroin, my dad was killed when I was 3, and tried to kill myself when I was 11 and again when I was 16. Somehow I'm alive and graduated with a 3.8, honors, and a semester early & Lemme flex today
Marine veteran who lost leg and eye in
Afghanistan got a mortgage-free home from the Gary Sinise Foundation
@globalpositivenews
Marine veteran who lost leg and eye in Afghanistan got a mortgage-free home from the Gary Sinise Foundation @globalpositivenews
The wireless mouse ordered doesn't even work it just beeps
The wireless mouse ordered doesn't even work it just beeps
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i Beaut
Am
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JUS SO U KNOE
INNIV PIHPP AI
JUS SO U KNOE INNIV PIHPP AI