A Dog Who Kept Sneaking into a Dollar General for a Unicorn Toy Gets His Plush and a Stare

My friend collected all the toads in the lawn before he mowed it so they would all be safe.

When only made 20 pizza rolls but could have easily eaten 25 or maybe 30

When it's later and you finally see your alligator

vynen you accidentally Click "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab"

RIP whatever is hiding behind the bathroom cabinet...

Expectation VS. Reality

WHEN THE POLICE UP AT NEICHPOAR'C HOLNCE

and graders when they get their homework back and there's a smelly sticker on it cause they did good

If we don't hug like this I don't wanna date.

What do you call a bird who drinks too much? An owlcoholic

Me and my bestie waiting for our Uber Eats order to get here My kidsbutler

When someone explains something to you three times and you still have no idea what's going on

ome we luck Pal ham

"Whatcha thinkin' about?" "I dunno, just kitty stuff I guess."

"You're a fighter. Look at everything you've overcome. Don't give up! I WE ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP. THAT'S WHY WE WILL WIN!" I

think my cat is broken (she looks at me like this every time chop onions)