wake up you need to eed me cppranntiba nnoan

Mama, just killed a mouse

NOT WILL AUSTRALIAN KILL i YOU WILL KILL DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE -HEWSTCANT

it is bedtime o'clock evorybody ! pls get into bed & become sleep now. good nighte !

Milton the What's wrong, Milton? I can't reach my toy. OF metel MEW

Me adding extra fabric to my pants for when quarantine lifts @the nizzacat

\ \ camille charlie was sit and my life is over charlie was ing like people and then he stretched

This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.

WE ARE FROM TECH SUPPORT ~ WEARE HERE DELETE YOUR GOOKIES

My gf giving me kiss Me having a long day

One time ESPN had Air Bud on to do commentary on a basketball game and it was insane

Quarantine day the cat is trying to communicate

alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him

Some things never change

"IM NOT COMING DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHOS A GOOD BOY"

When the human "looks amazed when glll you did wac cit

every night, the second close my computer, they run to the top of the stairs and stare down at me, waiting for me to come up to bed

When you lie on your resume and still get the job

/ Diaw me ene you trench

They say pets tend to look like thier owners. Unfortunately they're right. When dinner?

You do cealize

< Matt Galatzan* @MattGalatzan My dog was declared cancer free today so I'm reverse searing him a steak. #TheRealMVP

IRE. Foster child gets fairytale ending when teacher adopts him

IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE, THEY'LL SURELY BLAME IT ON THE DOG