I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus Your old bus just went by Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time

pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE'S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

The three most beautiful things in life?

Me burning my tongue for the millonth time cuz i'ma hungry impatient idiot who refuses to wait or blow on my food.

Remember Kiwi & his goth of? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies @ OP

MAYHEM IN 3...2...1..

When autocorrect changes hat to cat

Find someone who looks at you the way this adopted puppy looks at its hooman

When you get the collar of shame put on for just trying to protect the family from the TV

Time to repot this plant

hotbritishgquyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to hho rat nvwsinar

Oho, agn...

Perfect Plain Harmony Huggery Sublime & Silly

Yes officer, I'd like to report a crime. He made a motion like he threw the ball, but really kept it in his hand

My kids when I tell them they can't have any more snacks before dinner

My Magic Will Help Me Conquer the World