bassmonstertiff: jinyii: tastefullyoffensive: Where is your trunk, human?" [x] Cutest elephants ever. hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh... your trunk is kinda small... hm... well momma said everyone is different and special... nice to meet you "shakes stubby human trunk*
Tried meditating for 5 min. 3 year old peeled open my eyeball to ask if was still meditating. Pretty much sums up why most of us are frazzled basket cases. @Karen.Disapproves
THE FIRST, TIME EVER DID STAND-UP IN THE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW; MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA 'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO FLEW HIM OUT.