Her: Come over Me: can't! I got borking to do Her: My mom just left Me:

Letting the toddler out of the stroller while shopping be like:

THE FIRST, TIME EVER DID STAND-UP IN THE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW; MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA 'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO FLEW HIM OUT.

Milton the What's wrong, Milton? I can't reach my toy. OF metel MEW

lt's behind me... Isn't it..?

Safety birb here to keep you safe

When the only person that truly understands you is your cat.

Me: Mom, can get a cat? Mom: We have a cat at home Cat at home:

Your order has been placed Me: Mary nizzacat

Homeless man raises awareness to help other homeless people: "No matter what your situation is, you can be an inspiration or encourage someone else in life." @globalpositivenews

GOOD EVENING

target spotied my dog when he spats the mail man

beth phelan @beth_phelan THE PHOTO MY SISTER JUST SENT ME OF HER GREAT DANE AND THE NEW PUPPY THEY JUST GOT. LOOK AT IT.

"Our cow wasn't feeling good so last night, My son went outside to spend time with her.I woke up morning and found this" You are a good man, thank you

Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.

RAVE NO IDEA