VodkaAndStringCheese
@VodkaAndCheeze
My kid yelled she couldn't wait to be an adult so I handed her the bills, threw the laundry on her bed, replaced her pizza with cauliflower, redirected my student loan calls to her phone and demanded she get me a snack every time she tried to go to the restroom.
VodkaAndStringCheese @VodkaAndCheeze My kid yelled she couldn't wait to be an adult so I handed her the bills, threw the laundry on her bed, replaced her pizza with cauliflower, redirected my student loan calls to her phone and demanded she get me a snack every time she tried to go to the restroom.