DINNER AT FIVE PM SHARP OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN

When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like

welcome, sir

Now that the snow is melting I've finally figured out where all my SOCKS have gone

When you're stuck in a traffic jam, but there's a dog in the car next to you.

really don't get all this panic about toilet paper.

ySocial Distancing

Dad: "we are not getting any mangy cats!" Family: *gets cat anyway* Dad and the cat:

Yung Minkus Someone in my cat group put a ski mask on their cat and I am losing it

No one cared who I was until I put on the cat

me: have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:

lolfactory My cat thought she was going to have fun time in the bucket catbountry blackcatkin

My mom: This animal just eats, sleeps, and never takes a shower Me and my dog trying to figure out who she's talking about:

May I kindly interrupt your scrolling with this duck on a swing? Only if it's okay with you.