[now prongunce you my faithful, obedient servant... Vou may kiec tha naw

Did I donate that shirt???

{Speed Date] Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here

This is what I woke up to today. Jerk.

We've adopted a fluffy potato. Meet Anchan.

When you're stuck ina traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you

Mister Weez was always my big chonk. After a year of diet and exercise, he's now my chonk.

aral - Max was caught on surveillance video at the library,

When you don't have to pay for rent or food

When your phone dies in public and you don't know what to do with yourself

and graders when they get their homework back and there's a smelly sticker on it cause they did good

The Kereru, a native wood pigeon of New Zealand, binges on fermented berries and is known for getting drunk LE

This is what happens when you make the mistake of telling your husband we need something to hang in the bathroom. YOUR BUTT NAPKINS I

"Hooman, I was happier before her

Rescue owl was 'too fat to fly' so doctors put her on a diet. After she lost 30 grams, she is back in the wild again. @globalpositivenews

*Me & my homy over video call*

almost 6 years ago before my dad passed he gave my sister this 10$ bill to give to me on my 21st birthday so he could buy me my first beer, cheers pops havin this one for you!

me: have to start eating healthier me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:

So, they're like "Who's good And, I'm like "Mot mel"