Me waiting for her texts

Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes

WHEN WAS A PUR THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE

saralh lugor!! @sarahlugor cows don't have top teeth just vibes AM - 2021-02-28 Twitter for iPhone

When you're on your lunch break considering not going back

Did You Know: Black cats can have stripes! @meowingtonsco good

lam training to help people lama hero found feather mahm

Hannah Solow @hamstertalk Absolutely cannot handle the cardboard dogs watching from the audience AMA. Nay ONIN . Twitter far iDhanco

We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants

7-year-old with cerebral palsy crawls to save family from carbon monoxide leak @globalpositivenews

Say hello to Jonathan he was born in 1832 & is 189 years old

German designers create sleeping 'nests' for the homeless @globalpositivenews

This cat looks like he's holding a lithe machine gun

when u ask ur mom to stop for food and she actually says yes

He loves it when people walking by say hi to him, so we decided to make it a little more interactive for both parties

Who is me?

alright, who broke the window?

My wife said she was making tacos for dinner and before I could blink, Obsidian pops out with lightning speed