Me: dont get why you cant just say it to my face Someone: *says it to my face* Me:

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN.

me: the world is such a wonderful place bro just want to travel and go on adventures forever also me:

and "bwurr?" little weak fish guys I woke up and rolled back a little bit and heard a "bwurr?" and

Needed to cover up a wound on my dog' back so she couldn't lick it. She didn't move from this position for 10 minutes.

Bruce Landlord Today AM It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry Delivered OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite

Remember Kiwi & his goth of? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies @ OP

think he won.

Today @ PM I bet you feel dumb right now Cowboys can't be sexy

My dog's pillow fell to the roof couple days ago. It has a new owner now

My four year old wanted our dog to come with her to preschool. She even got him ready @dogmemejunkie as

Which Tinder match would you swipe right?

Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport

WHEN GOING OUT FOR ONLY ONE CATNIP TREAT TURNS INTO TEN

I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus Your old bus just went by Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time

This sweet girl decided one day that she was tired of being homeless, and sat down outside our house crying. Now her name is Lily. Mi-, ti

He looks so proud in his little bow tie

Self-made millionaire Harris Rosen adopted a Florida neighborhood called Tangelo Park, cut the crime rate in half, and increased the high school graudation rate from 25% to 100% by giving everyone free daycare and all high school

My dad listening to old me when I tell him how I figured out something very common

I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.

Love isn't only present in humanity. Don't ever give up hope RY,

Your bird at Sam getting ready for their morning scream

When it's been a while and you can finally see your crocodile

A world where a baby elephant has a fluffy ostrich as a pillow is my kinda world.

Grooming the cat be like

When you apply for a job and got hired but the offer was for work from home.