FRIGHTENS ME

I only label the important things

my parents when there is a kissing scene in a movie:

Hey bartender, send a toilet water over there and tell her it's from me

She was awake for 20 minutes but wouldn't move because the kitten was asleep...

Boost AM 69% ) What is the very best thing that you can buy for $1? Discussion Vote 10 Share NEW COMMENTS Kabamadmin grrrrjordan When my brother was like 3 he said i could buy hugs whenever i want for the rest of my life for a dollar... Hes 16 now and doesnt matter where we are, he hugs me and isnt embarassed. I would say that was a wisely invested dollar. Reply +1 watermelonilama Add a comment

gel NEED TO SEEA DENTIST ONE OF MY CANINES PETTING LNNCE

THAT MOMENT WHEN THE MUSIC YOU LISTENED TO IN HIGH SCHOOL BEING PL ON THE "NINES" STATION

He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him Definitely should give him a treat Daily

they are in love

Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review

When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject

When bae is needy but not direct

He's making that face again, isn't he... Nope.

When planting your cats make sure to space them 6 inches apart so they have room to grow.

Excuse me sir I'm trying to leave

when you have a nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice