Things I thought I would have as an adult: A thriving career, an amazing social life, an impressive retirement account.
Things actually have as an adult: A plastic bag filled with plastic bags, a favorite spatula, crippling anxiety.
Things I thought I would have as an adult: A thriving career, an amazing social life, an impressive retirement account. Things actually have as an adult: A plastic bag filled with plastic bags, a favorite spatula, crippling anxiety.