+10 armor +2 hooman resistance

when someone tells me to sit like lady

HEN TUUR SA BE

Me on the phone: "Hello, yes I'd like to book an appointment to have my dog fixed" My wife: "He can hear you!" Me: "He can't understand me" My dog:

Live like someone left the gate open! Unless thieI is warm... Tham mtimmiim haw

Excuse me sir I'm trying to leave

Me: *pours kibbles in bowl* Cat: *doesn't want any* Me: *shakes bowl a little* Cat: lc for me ?

Unless your baby looks like this I don't wanna see it on my timeline

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When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done

But my family is sleeping... I said bark...

INTO BLACK

Imagine being a Star Wars fan since 1977. You have kids. One of them grows up and brings you to set for their big scene with Luke Skywalker.

ome we luck Pal ham

Rabbits aren't just a short term pet at all, they can live up to 12 years. That's 12 years of fluffy love!!

Meghan Gamarena I bought mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family.

mom said couldnt get a raccoon so I colored the dog

WHEN YOURE WAITING FORMUMTOFEED YOU