Me trying to walk out my front door after months and months of stress eating.

When you are an unstoppable force to be reckoned with the nizzacat

Profile picture: Reality:

We are family mm @D_dagga Wait, so the dog took the pic Nd the auv the second?

A doctor made a "special prescription" for an illiterate patient @globalpositivenews

bro help me up

wow everything is grEAT they paid me chicken nuggets be model eiod lowe america

KING OF SSTVICS ClOSS tNIS COg provide?

I only label the important things

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle

Goodwill Employee Who Found And Returned $42,000 In Cash Gets To Keep A Chunk As A Reward @tanksgoodnews

trolls4everr @trolls4everr trolisyeverr Me received a phone call, smiled and move to another room Mom's reaction:

@thisbemesara THE PUG FROM THE FIRST KINGSMAN MOVIE ATTENDED PREMIERE FOR KINGSMAN THE GOLDEN CIRCLE IN LONDON AND HES WEARING A SUIT.

THESE SHOES NEEDS THEM-.

After breakfast Lyle likes to have a good sit tiddlesdiarv.conmt

Pssst... Just toss the chicken under the table. No one has to know. @mookiecanitswim

CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA MAN Mar 10

wake up you need to eed me cppranntiba nnoan

U thought I was fruit but I am doggo