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Stop expecting her to be ok with shit you wouldn't be ok with.
Stop expecting her to be ok with shit you wouldn't be ok with.
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Me petting strangers dogs
Me petting strangers dogs
4 me watching the ants carry away the piece of food
I left out for them
4 me watching the ants carry away the piece of food I left out for them
13-year-old skateboarder Sky
Brown to become Britain's youngest summer Olympian in
Tokyo
MOVEMENT
13-year-old skateboarder Sky Brown to become Britain's youngest summer Olympian in Tokyo MOVEMENT
A small flock of catbirds roosted in my trees today
A small flock of catbirds roosted in my trees today
Relationship goals we can all agree
Relationship goals we can all agree
TikTok Does anyone else's cat kick themselves as a form of defense?
During study sessions.
Me:
During study sessions. Me:
Me: My router isn't working.
Him: Have you tried shitting on the carpet?
Me: What?
Him: Sir, I'm just trying to do my job.
Me: My router isn't working. Him: Have you tried shitting on the carpet? Me: What? Him: Sir, I'm just trying to do my job.
look at my lawyer dawg i'm going to jail
look at my lawyer dawg i'm going to jail
OMG please send help, I've been attacked by a vicious beast..
OMG please send help, I've been attacked by a vicious beast..
Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha"
Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie"
Girl: "what"
Cat: "meow"
Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha" Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie" Girl: "what" Cat: "meow"
When you lie on the application but still get the job
When you lie on the application but still get the job
"I thought the chair was broken."
"I thought the chair was broken."
My date is here
My date is here
"You think this is funny, Carol? Identity theft is not a joke."
"You think this is funny, Carol? Identity theft is not a joke."
Despite our differences, we can all get along.
Despite our differences, we can all get along.