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Stop Asking where i see myself in 5 years
WE BOTH KNOW I WONT HAVE A FUTURE
Stop Asking where i see myself in 5 years WE BOTH KNOW I WONT HAVE A FUTURE
thequietpartloud
Straight up thought this was a herd of tiny brachiosaurs crossing the sidewalk
celticpyro
thequietpartloud Straight up thought this was a herd of tiny brachiosaurs crossing the sidewalk celticpyro
at your fe
Up at you
OR
at your fe Up at you OR
Mm Rude @rudeweaver Id
Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his
toy in that I'll feel better
hilarious animalss
Mm Rude @rudeweaver Id Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better hilarious animalss
Me taking a break from my chores after folding two shirts
@eabbagecalmemes
Me taking a break from my chores after folding two shirts @eabbagecalmemes
His sleepy smiles get me everytime...
Brad Ryan, of Duncan Falls, Ohio, shares photos from a visit to Acadia with his Grandma Joy Ryan on June 6-7. "My
Grandma Joy was 85-years-old when I took her on a road trip to her first US national park. She told me she had never seen a mountain or the ocean, so I committed to a mission to show her the very best of America. In the past 3.5 years, we have driven 25,000 miles through 38 states. Most recently we traveled to Acadia National Park, the 29th US National Park on #GrandmaJoysRoadTrip. Grandma Joy is
89 now, but she intends to stick around long enough to check all 61 US National Parks off her list." (Photo courtesy of Brad Ryan @doctorhellbender Used with permission.)
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Brad Ryan, of Duncan Falls, Ohio, shares photos from a visit to Acadia with his Grandma Joy Ryan on June 6-7. "My Grandma Joy was 85-years-old when I took her on a road trip to her first US national park. She told me she had never seen a mountain or the ocean, so I committed to a mission to show her the very best of America. In the past 3.5 years, we have driven 25,000 miles through 38 states. Most recently we traveled to Acadia National Park, the 29th US National Park on #GrandmaJoysRoadTrip. Grandma Joy is 89 now, but she intends to stick around long enough to check all 61 US National Parks off her list." (Photo courtesy of Brad Ryan @doctorhellbender Used with permission.) More @
How come when a house is 'haunted!' it's always a ghost from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at Sam
How come when a house is 'haunted!' it's always a ghost from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at Sam
Just walked in on my cat casually tryna kill the dog
Just walked in on my cat casually tryna kill the dog
Me: My router isn't working.
Him: Have you tried shitting on the carpet?
Me: What?
Him: Sir, I'm just trying to do my job.
Me: My router isn't working. Him: Have you tried shitting on the carpet? Me: What? Him: Sir, I'm just trying to do my job.
Unless your baby looks like this I don't wanna see it on my timeline
Unless your baby looks like this I don't wanna see it on my timeline
It's clear to me who was the most photogenic in this picture
It's clear to me who was the most photogenic in this picture
ralph
@httprloh
oh a date like this
ralph @httprloh oh a date like this
She found a way to bug me at eye level when I'm on the toilet
She found a way to bug me at eye level when I'm on the toilet
'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and
apologize to Mrs. Krantz.
But didn't steal it!
Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him.
THE That is by far the
worst lie you have
'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister,
HOURS EARLIER...
Seymour is never gonna believe this.
'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him. THE That is by far the worst lie you have 'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister, HOURS EARLIER... Seymour is never gonna believe this.
Almost died when my towel blinked at me
Almost died when my towel blinked at me
Letting the toddler out of the stroller while shopping be like:
Letting the toddler out of the stroller while shopping be like:
When you realize it's work tomorrow for the next 40 years
When you realize it's work tomorrow for the next 40 years
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