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--ssa
Why aren't you
Sitting on
My face??
dankest_slutx dankest_slutx
12 nov 2020
--ssa Why aren't you Sitting on My face??
it's everyone's asleep, you're sneaking food off the kitchen counter, life is great, and then your tail knocks over the trash can
it's everyone's asleep, you're sneaking food off the kitchen counter, life is great, and then your tail knocks over the trash can
Mom
Read PM
No you cannot have one but they are cute
Mom Read PM No you cannot have one but they are cute
my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera
my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
She is such a strong mumma ts, hep
Always be strong enough to let go. And be smart encugh to wait for what you deserve.
Always be strong enough to let go. And be smart encugh to wait for what you deserve.
THE FIRST, TIME EVER DID STAND-UP IN THE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW; MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA 'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO FLEW HIM OUT.
THE FIRST, TIME EVER DID STAND-UP IN THE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW; MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA 'SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO FLEW HIM OUT.
When planting your cats make sure to space them 6 inches apart so they have room to grow.
Star_Python Star_Python
14 mar
When planting your cats make sure to space them 6 inches apart so they have room to grow.
Dogs need a shoulder to cry on too
To Infinity And Beyond: Airline Returns
Lost Buzz Lightyear Toy To His Owner
With Note Detailing His Adventures
@tenksgoodnews
To Infinity And Beyond: Airline Returns Lost Buzz Lightyear Toy To His Owner With Note Detailing His Adventures @tenksgoodnews
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house.
The dog:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house. The dog:
@TheDreamGhoul
every time i say my cat's name she looks at me like i just told her that her husband died at sea
II
@TheDreamGhoul every time i say my cat's name she looks at me like i just told her that her husband died at sea II
"And when I looked back... The bol...
was still in his hand!!"
"And when I looked back... The bol... was still in his hand!!"
Roxy knows she's allowed on the barstool, and not the counter. Roxy also test her limits.
all
Roxy knows she's allowed on the barstool, and not the counter. Roxy also test her limits. all
*swallows the wrong way*
Me (for the next 7 minutes):
*swallows the wrong way* Me (for the next 7 minutes):
bassmonstertiff:
jinyii: tastefullyoffensive:
Where is your trunk, human?" [x]
Cutest elephants ever.
hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh... your trunk is kinda small... hm... well momma said everyone is different and special... nice to meet you "shakes stubby human trunk*
bassmonstertiff: jinyii: tastefullyoffensive: Where is your trunk, human?" [x] Cutest elephants ever. hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh... your trunk is kinda small... hm... well momma said everyone is different and special... nice to meet you "shakes stubby human trunk*
Logan Lloyd, the son of Rockland
County Firefighter Jared Lloyd, who tragically lost his life earlier this week, turned 6 today. He wished for a fire truck for his birthday. This is what he received. This is the picture of kindness and unconditional support.
@lohud @rocklandgov
Logan Lloyd, the son of Rockland County Firefighter Jared Lloyd, who tragically lost his life earlier this week, turned 6 today. He wished for a fire truck for his birthday. This is what he received. This is the picture of kindness and unconditional support. @lohud @rocklandgov
I LOVE PARROTLETS SO
MUCH THEY ARE JUST TOO
I LOVE PARROTLETS SO MUCH THEY ARE JUST TOO
When the human
"looks amazed when
glll you did wac cit
When the human "looks amazed when glll you did wac cit
Pregnant Mom Saves 3 Kids From
Drowning In Lake Michigan
@tanksgoodnews
Pregnant Mom Saves 3 Kids From Drowning In Lake Michigan @tanksgoodnews