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"My cat got covered in flour and now he looks like demon..."
"My cat got covered in flour and now he looks like demon..."
My wife said she was making tacos for dinner and before I could blink, Obsidian pops out with lightning speed
My wife said she was making tacos for dinner and before I could blink, Obsidian pops out with lightning speed
"Don't touch the street dog they can hurt you"
Everytime i see a street dog:
"Don't touch the street dog they can hurt you" Everytime i see a street dog:
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STAKE SHOWER AT NIGHT THE NEXT MORNING
o q STAKE SHOWER AT NIGHT THE NEXT MORNING
I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus
Your old bus just went by
Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time
I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus Your old bus just went by Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time
I almost had heart attack this morning...
ipetsplanet ipetsplanet
12 mar
I almost had heart attack this morning...
I amy
@metonymicanorak
oh to be a yellow lab napping on windowsill overlooking a canal in
Bruges
I amy @metonymicanorak oh to be a yellow lab napping on windowsill overlooking a canal in Bruges
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
No one:
Younger siblings everywhere:
Mom said its my turn on the xbox
No one: Younger siblings everywhere: Mom said its my turn on the xbox
BE SILENT,
IF YOU CHOOSE;
BUT WHEN IT IS NECESSARY, SPEAK -
AND SPEAK IN SUCH AWAY THAT PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER IT.
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART
BE SILENT, IF YOU CHOOSE; BUT WHEN IT IS NECESSARY, SPEAK - AND SPEAK IN SUCH AWAY THAT PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER IT. WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART
Me when I'm alone and the voice
in my head says something funny
Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny
it's everyone's asleep, you're sneaking food off the kitchen counter, life is great, and then your tail knocks over the trash can
it's everyone's asleep, you're sneaking food off the kitchen counter, life is great, and then your tail knocks over the trash can
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
CAPTAIN'S HAT - CHECK CAPTAIN'S UNIFORM - CHECK STRIKING POSE - CHECK
PILOT'S LICENSE -
CAPTAIN'S HAT - CHECK CAPTAIN'S UNIFORM - CHECK STRIKING POSE - CHECK PILOT'S LICENSE -
How big the feet of a lynx is
How big the feet of a lynx is
kymeoland so I read on the internet that get on your
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
I'm not telling you to forget
Baby Yoda, but forget Baby
Yoda... This is Baby Scooby.
(ie -
I'm not telling you to forget Baby Yoda, but forget Baby Yoda... This is Baby Scooby. (ie -
Hen
check
nlo fren. This is a
"check in. Are u doin ok?
-Have u eaten and drinken? Just remember
that luv no matter
what.
What. ave a wonderful day.
Hen check nlo fren. This is a "check in. Are u doin ok? -Have u eaten and drinken? Just remember that luv no matter what. What. ave a wonderful day.